Sam Pink's Blog, page 64

when someone says s/he (or someone they know) is 'wild' o...

when someone says s/he (or someone they know) is 'wild' or 'crazy' but it turns out they just mean 'drunk.' 

this is the cover/inside jacket for the 'king cobra ep' c...

this is the cover/inside jacket for the 'king cobra ep' cassette.

i can tell when i really feel suicidal because i'm applyi...

i can tell when i really feel suicidal because i'm applying my absence everywhere, i view everything as already 'without me' in a way that feels comforting at first but then scary, because the same thing (everything 'without me') makes me not want to kill myself.  but then it's like, that's only a scare someone can have while alive, so if i wasn't alive, i wouldn't even be having it. good shit, man.

sometimes only capable of putting my hands over my face a...

sometimes only capable of putting my hands over my face and pushing at my closed-eyes a little while i breathe slowly. 

i want to open a stand at the I90/94 entrance ramp called...

i want to open a stand at the I90/94 entrance ramp called 'Pizza Skeetza' where i dress in a chef outfit and sell (cooked) slices of frozen pizza.  eventually, i'd merge with the guy who sells gym socks at that ramp, and 'Pizza Skeetza' would be your one-stop 'slice and sock' stop before getting on the highway. 

a short poem called 'when my bush smells like your bush'

when my bush smells like your bush
i own you and you own me

if anyone wants to publish a description of a complete ep...

if anyone wants to publish a description of a complete episode of 'family matters' (episode title: 'The Science Project') email me. 

sampinkisalive@gmail.com

the next YOUNG FAMILY e.p., 'king cobra' will be out a fe...

the next YOUNG FAMILY e.p., 'king cobra' will be out a few days after halloween, through SPORK PRESS.  it's six songs.

kelly and i also have like 7-10 new songs we're working on, so if you want to help put them out at some point, hit me up. milk all over. 

increasingly common feeling of itchy teeth around people ...

increasingly common feeling of itchy teeth around people and animals--like teeth feeling itchy to bite, biting something so hard it itches my teeth for me.

SNUGGLEBUG

there's this guy who sleeps on a broken down cardboard box on the sidewalk out front of a laundromat by my place.

he wears a suit that looks like something a castaway in a movie would wear.

he has short thick dreadlocks that stick up everywhere on his head so his head looks like a dandelion.

most of the time when i see him, he's sitting up on the cardboard box, a blanket wrapped around the front of his chest just staring straight forward or rocking back and forth a little.

today when i was out front of the laundromat, he was sitting up in bed staring at the parking lot, rocking himself back and forth.

after a minute or two he got up and walked around the parking lot.

an employee came out of the laundromat holding a big blanket/comforter.

he walked up to the guy in the parking lot and held the blanket out at him.

holding the blanket out, he said, 'here, you want this? take it.' 

the homeless guy ignored him, walking back towards his bed. 

'here take it, man', said the laundromat employee, jabbing the blanket out. 

the homeless guy ignored him.

'fine fuck you,' said the guy holding he blanket. 

the homeless guy was almost to his cardboard box bed when the employee tried again. 

'hey,' he said, 'here, don't you want this, it's warm, take it man, come on.'

the homeless guy turned, looked at the blanket, took it and lay back down, wrapping it around his chest and staring straight forward, rocking himself back and forth.