Sam Pink's Blog, page 60
November 29, 2013
movie called 'The Blackest Friday' where a person robs/mu...
movie called 'The Blackest Friday' where a person robs/murders people in parking lots, steals their deals, takes the deals back to his/her apartment, and lights the apartment on fire.
a lot of writers are polite/nice at readings but sometime...
a lot of writers are polite/nice at readings but sometimes i wish they'd just spit on me
people who are adamant about 'small presses' and 'indie s...
people who are adamant about 'small presses' and 'indie shit' as a way to move up to the 'big presses.'
November 28, 2013
if i live to 90, i would like to be cast in a movie where...
if i live to 90, i would like to be cast in a movie where i'm in one scene, at a diner, wearing a cowboy hat and full sweatsuit, and i randomly turn to one of the main characters eating at the counter with me after the waiter puts my pancakes down, and i say, "just how i like 'em, thin and floppy" then wink and start eating the pancakes, no teeth.
that very small area between 'genuinely disliking everyon...
that very small area between 'genuinely disliking everyone' and 'knowing there is probably something about everyone that would cause you to have feelings for them in some way.'
November 27, 2013
still waiting for "so good, i'd eat it off my mom's corps...
still waiting for "so good, i'd eat it off my mom's corpse" to become a common saying
November 25, 2013
dating show where the contestants pick dates by sniffing ...
dating show where the contestants pick dates by sniffing asses/genitals while blindfolded
reality tv show called 'whiner kids' where the producers ...
reality tv show called 'whiner kids' where the producers find whiny kids and every week they show footage of two whiny kids and edit it together with an analyst analyzing different styles and people vote on who wins.
November 24, 2013
realistically, killing yourself by hammering a nail into ...
realistically, killing yourself by hammering a nail into your head (with a single blow) would be as easy as shooting yourself.
midwest winter depression.
midwest winter depression.
