Sam Pink's Blog, page 59

a poem called 'dog story'

a poem called 'dog story'

stand-up comedian who comes out and says, "y'all ever not...

stand-up comedian who comes out and says, "y'all ever not shave or really clean your face at all for months  and then shave, and the smell of your beard as you shave it off makes you almost puke?" 

that line in scott mc clanahan's 'crapalachia' about how ...

that line in scott mc clanahan's 'crapalachia' about how only his uncle realizes the art of 'walker texas ranger.'  still thinking about that line.  i was alone for so long until i read that line. 

A REVIEW OF 'SELF ESTEEM HOLOCAUST COMES HOME'

I'm giving it three stars for refreshing dialogue and a format that works in its favor. but I will not read anything else by him as many of these were just bad tastes in my mouth and I don't want to encounter that level of it again.

in that one song 'mob up' where twista says "if there's s...

in that one song 'mob up' where twista says "if there's static, one of my niggas gon' get two niggas, two of my niggas gon' get fo' niggas, fo' of my niggas gon' get mo' niggas...."  i always think it'd be funny if after that he said, "wait, i dont have any friends, shit."

portrait of a butthole as a young butthole

here's a photo from a reading i did two months ago.

here's a photo for a magazine in norway i did like a year ago.

 

tv show called 'Are You Good or Bad?' where the contestan...

tv show called 'Are You Good or Bad?' where the contestant answers randomized trivial questions like 'do you like crackers?' or 'what is your favorite animal?' and then at the end of the show  people call in and vote whether the person is good or bad and at the very end the host says, '[contestant's name].....you are....[good or bad].'

experimental novel where the author goes back after the b...

experimental novel where the author goes back after the book is written and adds "know whatta mean, vern?" to a lot of the dialogue. 

short story called 'the guy who was making pancakes' wher...

short story called 'the guy who was making pancakes' where it's a guy going through the full process, from deciding to make pancakes, up to and including making them, all the while thinking things like 'there are going to be good' and 'can't wait to eat these!;

is there a literary/writing equivalent of "Hit'em Up." no...

is there a literary/writing equivalent of "Hit'em Up." not like, 'the same thing' but in spirit.