Sam Pink's Blog, page 58
December 9, 2013
in addition to WITCH PISS, lazy fascist press will also b...
in addition to WITCH PISS, lazy fascist press will also be putting out my young adult adventure tale, called "The Fansnabulous Dr. Skribblebumpkins and His Lavishly Ludicrous Outerspace Picnic."
December 8, 2013
generally like people who are described as having 'a chip...
generally like people who are described as having 'a chip on his/her shoulder.'
going to start adding 'IF you know what i mean' to things...
going to start adding 'IF you know what i mean' to things i say/write that are already clear, so people think that no, maybe they don't know what i mean.
shitting on the graves that are meant for youshitting on ...
shitting on the graves that are meant for you
shitting on the graves that are meant for you, which will grow new people who either shit on the graves meant for them, or fall in and be shitted on
what i want is to shoot myself while getting head, a chicago flag wrapped around my face.
the calmness of a casual hate for someone and everything they're about
the calmness of feeling indifferent towards someone else's casual hate towards you
the calmness of feeling like your insides are just steel-wool, mixing the shit you're holding in for the graves that are meant for you
shitting on the graves that are meant for you, which will grow new people who either shit on the graves meant for them, or fall in and be shitted on
what i want is to shoot myself while getting head, a chicago flag wrapped around my face.
the calmness of a casual hate for someone and everything they're about
the calmness of feeling indifferent towards someone else's casual hate towards you
the calmness of feeling like your insides are just steel-wool, mixing the shit you're holding in for the graves that are meant for you
December 6, 2013
Witch Piss, a novel, Lazy Fascist Press, February 2014
Witch Piss, a novel, Lazy Fascist Press, February 2014
December 5, 2013
the lost art of ball-busting
the lost art of ball-busting
going to start making up book titles for my bios in publi...
going to start making up book titles for my bios in publications.
like, 'also by the author: T-Bone Deadly: Laser Cop, and Slow as Molasses: The History of How Molasses Came to North America, and Don't Touch Me, I'm an Android.'
like, 'also by the author: T-Bone Deadly: Laser Cop, and Slow as Molasses: The History of How Molasses Came to North America, and Don't Touch Me, I'm an Android.'
book of short stories where each story ends with the main...
book of short stories where each story ends with the main character saying, 'well whatever, because there's a bomb in my head and it's going to blow up' and then the bomb blows his/her head up.
December 4, 2013
lost Holwin' Wolf song called "i got the 'don't feel norm...
lost Holwin' Wolf song called "i got the 'don't feel normal unless i come three times a day' blues"
