Sam Pink's Blog, page 54

setting a bucket of water on top of a partially-open door...

setting a bucket of water on top of a partially-open door so the person who finds you hanging gets water dumped on them.

that feeling of regret that goes along with knowing you'd...

that feeling of regret that goes along with knowing you'd make a much better mannequin than a person

been getting a feeling of adrenaline lately from imaginin...

been getting a feeling of adrenaline lately from imagining myself taking a sword through the heart for things--like imagining myself taking a sword through the heart to protect something else.

politeness/support/friendship as a means of self-preserva...

politeness/support/friendship as a means of self-preservation.   





 

recurring thought of getting my nose smashed to pulp and ...

recurring thought of getting my nose smashed to pulp and then snorting the pulp through my sinuses and spitting it out. 

the screensaver in my head is like, people being [somethi...

the screensaver in my head is like, people being [something more extreme than 'annihilated'/'destroyed' etc.]

almost like 'smeared'--like every atom/cell of someone getting smeared into nothing. 

HURT OTHERS is available for 99cents on kindle for the ne...

HURT OTHERS is available for 99cents on kindle for the next week. 

i like this poem by mallory whitten a lot

i like this poem by mallory whitten a lot

good interview with scott mcclanahan. a good call fo...

good interview with scott mcclanahan. a good call for people to 'bet on themselves' and see what happens. he talks about a reading we did together like 4 years ago where--i'm pretty sure--of the couple people there, one was the mother of someone else reading.  after the reading scott and i went next door to a german restaraunt where the doorman was 'Steroid German Larry Bird.'  then inside, this guy offered me a pull off his 'boot' which is a giant glass boot filled with like 10 beers and there was like a third of it left, and to be a dick, i drank the rest of it.  i remember feeling really good when i said bye to scott, like excited to write more.  i pissed on a dumpster underneath the traintracks and felt like there was so much more work to do. it's a good interview.   

puschart prize for finding places in public to hide and y...

puschart prize for finding places in public to hide and yell 'gehhh!' while making a face and holding up your curled up hands.