Sam Pink's Blog, page 53
December 26, 2013
performance art piece called 'whatsa matta you, eh?' wher...
performance art piece called 'whatsa matta you, eh?' where i say 'whatsa matta you, eh?' then throw a fully-cooked pizza into the air and shoot it with a shotgun
death as the result of attaching a nail to the handle end...
death as the result of attaching a nail to the handle end of a rake then stepping on the rake so it hits your forehead
death as all of your vital organs growing wings and flyin...
death as all of your vital organs growing wings and flying out of your body.
it's ok to like people who don't like the same things as you
it's ok to like people who don't like the same things as you
always felt confused about why people got angry when tyso...
always felt confused about why people got angry when tyson said he wanted to eat his opponent's children. seems like i wouldn't want to watch a fighter who didn't feel that way.
calming thought of a gigantic being quietly destroying th...
calming thought of a gigantic being quietly destroying the earth like a nervous person folding up the tinfoil wrapper from some candy.
yelled at asshole at dunkin donuts after he yelled at an ...
yelled at asshole at dunkin donuts after he yelled at an employee for having to wait ten minutes for his stupid fucking ice cream--because he was standing off to the side not making it known he wanted to order. had urge to kidnap his daughter and raise her as my own.
December 25, 2013
motherfuckers who say 'just like santa' when they see a d...
motherfuckers who say 'just like santa' when they see a dude pushing a shopping cart full of garbage bags
feel interested in becoming a metal scrapper
feel interested in becoming a metal scrapper
often notice i'm internally addressing myself as 'young m...
often notice i'm internally addressing myself as 'young man' as though the future me is talking to the present me.
