Sam Pink's Blog, page 49
January 9, 2014
WITCH PISS is done being edited. if you want to ask...
WITCH PISS is done being edited. if you want to ask for a review copy pdf, email Cameron Pierce cameroncpierce AT gmail DOT com
January 7, 2014
January 6, 2014
i recommend eating a lot of celery/drinking celery juice ...
i recommend eating a lot of celery/drinking celery juice to make your body odor even worse.
if anyone wants to buy one or both of these drawings (the...
if anyone wants to buy one or both of these drawings (they're both drawn on the back of the cardboard you get inside a long underwear package) then email me sampinkisalive AT gmail DOT com the average amount of money i make off a drawing is like 50 dollars, but i let people give whatever they want, just so you dont think 1. i set the price and 2. i set it high.
i reactivated my 'ask.fm' account to avoid doing intervie...
i reactivated my 'ask.fm' account to avoid doing interviews for publications. nasty wasty publications!!! don't ask me dumb shit or i won't answer, this isn't a democracy ya basstid!! also, i think i have a guest answerer for some questions, the Almighty Hollywood Thumbs. and folks i gotta tell ya, he makes me look like a little kitty. oh and just to preempt the 'dick' question, i just measured it and it's like 7 inches long (depending on how raging the boner is) and like four(4.5?) incches around, but i dont think i did that one right. hope you're happy!
January 5, 2014
weird al yankovic cover of eazy-e's "real muthafuckin G's...
weird al yankovic cover of eazy-e's "real muthafuckin G's" called "Grilled Motherfuckin' Cheese"
January 3, 2014
good old fashioned-middle of the night-winter-non-drug/al...
good old fashioned-middle of the night-winter-non-drug/alcohol related-nonspecific depression.
performance art piece where you mainly keep to yourself--...
performance art piece where you mainly keep to yourself--accomplishing things you want to accomplish, avoiding fake people, avoiding feeling like you have to have an opinion on things that are not directly related to you, not being passive, accepting the best and worst things in your life with equal love, caring about your people, not identifying with people simply because they try to make you their people, accepting that you may not have many people, never accepting something simply because everyone says it, smashing yourself every once in a while, parading yourself every once in a while, depriving yourself of things that make you feel numbly comfortable, not turning your weaknesses into negative qualities in others, not avoiding hate, avoiding being nice to others as a form of self-preservation, gift-wrapping the things people try to steal from you, booby-trapping the things people try to steal from you, giving up only to be able to come back, and understanding that no matter who you are you are worth roughly half a streak leftover in a toilet in terms of the future and the past.
