Sam Pink's Blog, page 46
January 20, 2014
that feeling that you already read/saw all the various en...
that feeling that you already read/saw all the various endings in your own life and are now just going through it without surprise of any kind
January 17, 2014
ad on the side of google that says, 'the 7 health benefit...
ad on the side of google that says, 'the 7 health benefits of being left the fuck alone you may not know about.'
January 16, 2014
January 15, 2014
i haven't read this yet but it's probably good  ...
i haven't read this yet but it's probably good
preemptive blurb: 'this that shit that puts the wobble in my gobble.'
preemptive blurb: 'this that shit that puts the wobble in my gobble.'
feel like it would be really satisfying to just stop when...
feel like it would be really satisfying to just stop when i'm out in public and starting wringing my hands, yelling, 'i can't get these damn gummy worms off my FUCKING hands, ohhhhh.'
movie called 'Moon Pimp' where this guy thinks he's a pim...
movie called 'Moon Pimp' where this guy thinks he's a pimp, like he says it a lot about himself until one of his co-workers says, 'Yeah well, you wouldn't be such a pimp if you were on the moon....' and the guy says, 'Maybe I would!' and then the co-worker says, 'Careful what you wish for, Moon Pimp....' and then that night the moon pimp guy travels to the moon through a portal in his sleep and he wakes up on the moon, survives some scares from oxygen deprivation/food/moon monsters, until he learns that no man can be moon pimp and then an intergalactic bus of 'hotties' safely crash lands on the moon and the hotties get out and are like, 'oh no, we're trying to get to the 2014 intergalactic nebulon hottie contest' and the moon pimp guy has to fight back his pimpin urges because he falls in love with one of the hotties and ends up helping them repair their bus and then hitches a ride back to earth where he (Moon Pimp) crash lands the bus surfing on top of it holding two hotties and then his co-worker is taking out some garbage and says, 'fuck, now THAT, friends, is a Moon Pimp.'
pushcart prize for people googling 'things seem stupid to...
pushcart prize for people googling 'things seem stupid to me' and 'alf penis' to locate your blog
pushcart prize for being the 'bam bam bigelow' of literat...
pushcart prize for being the 'bam bam bigelow' of literature
