Sam Pink's Blog, page 48
January 13, 2014
introducing yourself to a random person in public by walk...
introducing yourself to a random person in public by walking up and saying, 'hey is it just me, or am i a fucking piece of shit eh?' then shaking his/her hand and saying 'hi, nice to meet you.'
that nearly irresistible urge to say to anyone at any giv...
that nearly irresistible urge to say to anyone at any given time, 'i've been wanting to come in your ass since i was just a wee munchkin.'
a cool thing would be if when you shot someone in the hea...
a cool thing would be if when you shot someone in the head a stuffed animal just like, halfway puffed out of the wound.
the sudden feeling that you don't really have a personali...
the sudden feeling that you don't really have a personality it's more like a series of guesses at situations that then reflect who you are to other people including yourself but it's never accurate.
whenever i see a dude walking down the street wearing an ...
whenever i see a dude walking down the street wearing an eye patch, laughing to himself, i always think, 'take me with.'
device like a guillotine except instead of a blade it's j...
device like a guillotine except instead of a blade it's just a huge cinderblock
feeling like you're joking about everything you do but th...
feeling like you're joking about everything you do but the fact you keep doing it is very serious.
have been thinking, "i'll whip that ass like i paid for i...
have been thinking, "i'll whip that ass like i paid for it" about nothing in particular while doing things like waiting for my glass to fill with water in the sink.
January 12, 2014
destiny of one day being in a conversation and saying, 'y...
destiny of one day being in a conversation and saying, 'yeah, well....' then taking out a hand-held three-pronged garden tool and using it to comb backwards over my head and tear off my face with a sound like unravelling a large piece of duct tape then slapping the face against the wall.
