Sam Pink's Blog, page 88
February 20, 2013
KRUNGLE-SHMORDS
once you think, 'krungle-shmords' it's hard to stop thinking it randomly.
February 19, 2013
February 18, 2013
'...at the same time, who the fuck gives a shit...' is us...
'...at the same time, who the fuck gives a shit...' is usually the last part of every thought i have
if anyone tries to contact me via the facebook page (face...
if anyone tries to contact me via the facebook page (facebook.com/sampinkauthor) i dont have control over that page, i didn't make that page so just email me. but thank you to whoever made that page and updates it.
there aren't many copies of 'gerald mcclellan versus nige...
there aren't many copies of 'gerald mcclellan versus nigel benn' left.
after they're gone i don't think it will be in print again, at least not until i'm 35 and in need of money because i'm addicted to Diethylenthrophanebupropil 'D/E/B' which is a futuristic drug, known as 'Bumpies' on the street.
i just looked out the window and saw a puppy playing with someone in a yard. my first thought when i see a puppy or kitty is "i want to eat it" but not like, kill it and eat it, more like, i just want it in my belly still alive and ok.
if anyone wants to buy art email me sampinkisalive@gmail.com
if anyone wants me to eat their puppy/kitty (in the above described way) email me
after they're gone i don't think it will be in print again, at least not until i'm 35 and in need of money because i'm addicted to Diethylenthrophanebupropil 'D/E/B' which is a futuristic drug, known as 'Bumpies' on the street.
i just looked out the window and saw a puppy playing with someone in a yard. my first thought when i see a puppy or kitty is "i want to eat it" but not like, kill it and eat it, more like, i just want it in my belly still alive and ok.
if anyone wants to buy art email me sampinkisalive@gmail.com
if anyone wants me to eat their puppy/kitty (in the above described way) email me
February 15, 2013
February 13, 2013
RONTEL/GERALD MCCLELLAN VS NIGEL BENN
RONTEL is officially out.
you can buy the print version here. right now i'm #3 bestselling in 'cats.'
you can buy the e-book version at AMAZON, KOBO, and NOOK. all of these e-book versions, from the time this is posted, until tomorrow night at midnight, have a phone number in them that you can text to receive a sexually-themed text message. get your clits, dicks and assholes ready!
also, there are print copies of GERALD MCCLELLAN VS NIGEL BENN available now too, for $10, which includes shipping. the print copy includes two interviews, and it looks nice. here is the link for purchasing and for seeing a picture. (scroll down)
you can buy the print version here. right now i'm #3 bestselling in 'cats.'
you can buy the e-book version at AMAZON, KOBO, and NOOK. all of these e-book versions, from the time this is posted, until tomorrow night at midnight, have a phone number in them that you can text to receive a sexually-themed text message. get your clits, dicks and assholes ready!
also, there are print copies of GERALD MCCLELLAN VS NIGEL BENN available now too, for $10, which includes shipping. the print copy includes two interviews, and it looks nice. here is the link for purchasing and for seeing a picture. (scroll down)
jordan castro's book YOUNG AMERICANS was recently release...
jordan castro's book YOUNG AMERICANS was recently released.
also my bandmate kelly schirmann ('sherm') is selling prints of her art. they're really nice.
we're working on the 'king cobra ep' and it sounds really nice so far. kelly is really talented.
shortsleeve wintercoat
frozen to death in a chicago apartment.
also, you wanted it, so here it is, my top three ALT LIT pets that i've met so far.
3. Finnegan (elizabeth ellen's cat)
this lil feisty fellow won my heart right away. he crept out from around the corner and headbutted me and it was love at first sight. i feel as though Finnegan is a 'silly ass ho' and i love him for it. honestly believe that me and him are brothers somehow. much luh to Finnegan.
2. Amelia (cassandra nguyen's dog)
i dare you to look into those soulful little eyes and not melt. this lil black beauty has nice floppy ears that scream "twist me" but her sass and hard-ass chi-town attitude make you think "i'd better not." i could barely resist picking her up and kissing her head/face until she bit me.
1. andrew weatherhead's dog (can't remember his name). whoa, look out. i'm in andrew's kitchen late one winter night with young jordan castro and we're eating pretzels and from out of the shadows come this pudgy lil darling. i remember him waddling into the kitchen with his head down, eyes up looking at us like, "yeah so what" doing nervous lip-licking. i started laughing and then andrew and jordan started laughing and it was good.
also my bandmate kelly schirmann ('sherm') is selling prints of her art. they're really nice.
we're working on the 'king cobra ep' and it sounds really nice so far. kelly is really talented.
shortsleeve wintercoat
frozen to death in a chicago apartment.
also, you wanted it, so here it is, my top three ALT LIT pets that i've met so far.
3. Finnegan (elizabeth ellen's cat)
this lil feisty fellow won my heart right away. he crept out from around the corner and headbutted me and it was love at first sight. i feel as though Finnegan is a 'silly ass ho' and i love him for it. honestly believe that me and him are brothers somehow. much luh to Finnegan.
2. Amelia (cassandra nguyen's dog)
i dare you to look into those soulful little eyes and not melt. this lil black beauty has nice floppy ears that scream "twist me" but her sass and hard-ass chi-town attitude make you think "i'd better not." i could barely resist picking her up and kissing her head/face until she bit me.
1. andrew weatherhead's dog (can't remember his name). whoa, look out. i'm in andrew's kitchen late one winter night with young jordan castro and we're eating pretzels and from out of the shadows come this pudgy lil darling. i remember him waddling into the kitchen with his head down, eyes up looking at us like, "yeah so what" doing nervous lip-licking. i started laughing and then andrew and jordan started laughing and it was good.
