Sam Pink's Blog, page 43
February 6, 2014
the main bond between people is worthless/inaccurate gossip
the main bond between people is worthless/inaccurate gossip
February 4, 2014
WITCH PISS will be available on February 11th
WITCH PISS will be available on February 11th
dreaming of a higher creature who sends us an earth-sized...
dreaming of a higher creature who sends us an earth-sized brick from the heights
the feeling that everything you do is doomed in a way tha...
the feeling that everything you do is doomed in a way that may not seem obvious at the moment, but is always leading to one last moment of doom where you finally admit that there is nothing to be done and you have been defeated and absolutely shitted on.
that beautiful moment when you go from feeling bad about ...
that beautiful moment when you go from feeling bad about your antisocial/emotionless personality to accepting it with total love for yourself
February 3, 2014
keep laughing to myself, imagining a lobster milking a co...
keep laughing to myself, imagining a lobster milking a cow, and the lobster keeps wiping the sweat off its head, saying things like, 'jeez...goddamnit....shit.'
the often overlooked scientific contributions of insane d...
the often overlooked scientific contributions of insane dentist, Dr. Snugglish Yummins
once 'rontel' reaches a certain number of amazon reviews,...
once 'rontel' reaches a certain number of amazon reviews, i'm going to turn on the oven and hold my head and rontel's in it until we die together
whether or not you can slam your own head into a wall, an...
whether or not you can slam your own head into a wall, an essay
