Sam Pink's Blog, page 39

February 20, 2014

the controversial opinion that an ass is truly great when...

the controversial opinion that an ass is truly great when you think about literally eating it, like cooking it and eating it.
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Published on February 20, 2014 10:25

February 19, 2014

February 17, 2014

image of a boot stomping the planet down deeper into a ba...

image of a boot stomping the planet down deeper into a bag of garbage
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Published on February 17, 2014 20:36

recommend 'joe frazier: beyond the glory' documentary

recommend 'joe frazier: beyond the glory' documentary
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Published on February 17, 2014 10:04

the beautiful feeling of stopping any resistance to the p...

the beautiful feeling of stopping any resistance to the pile of shit coming down on you and just letting it bathe you with no complaints
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Published on February 17, 2014 10:00

looking forward to donating my spirit to a gust of wind b...

looking forward to donating my spirit to a gust of wind blowing over Lake Michigan
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Published on February 17, 2014 09:58

lifetime achievement award for taking out garbage for money

lifetime achievement award for taking out garbage for money
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Published on February 17, 2014 09:37

February 13, 2014

scott mc clanahan and i will be reading in kansas in apri...

scott mc clanahan and i will be reading in kansas in april.

just wanted to give people a head's up if you'd like to plan either of our (both of our?) assassinations.  
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Published on February 13, 2014 15:19

fantasy where i eat everyone's pets whole and then die an...

fantasy where i eat everyone's pets whole and then die and wake up as myself in a field with all the pets
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Published on February 13, 2014 15:10