Sam Pink's Blog, page 35
March 3, 2014
urge to wear a hat fashioned from a ziplock bag
urge to wear a hat fashioned from a ziplock bag
when someone tries to explain to you that they don't feel...
when someone tries to explain to you that they don't feel bad because homeless people who sleep outside on -20 degree nights are choosing to do that
new sport called 'Clunklebussin' where two people make he...
new sport called 'Clunklebussin' where two people make helmets out of mashed up bananas, then 'glob' it onto their head and headbutt each other until one quits.
imagine, if you will, a world where when someone asks, 'h...
imagine, if you will, a world where when someone asks, 'how you doing?' if you dont answer right away they grab you by the chin and say, 'answer me damnit.'
chapbook called 'nodding my head yes through the glass wi...
chapbook called 'nodding my head yes through the glass window on the front of your eye.'
really well-done/dramatic full length courtroom movie whe...
really well-done/dramatic full length courtroom movie where during the final trial, the key piece of evidence is revealed in the testimony of the esteemed Dr. Chugglish Del Coobinshmaleetzi.
internet video called 'lunchmeat dude' where i dress up i...
internet video called 'lunchmeat dude' where i dress up in umbros and like six winter coats and walk around throwing slices of lunchmeat at random people, while saying things like, 'so this is how it has to be done huh!? huh!? yeah yeah, fine. FINE!'
congratulations to juliet escoria and scott mcclanahan on...
congratulations to juliet escoria and scott mcclanahan on their engagement. two people i like.
March 1, 2014
love at first sight with an acne-faced teenager walking d...
love at first sight with an acne-faced teenager walking down the street holding a miniature car in his hand and talking to it, then putting it up to his ear to listen.
February 28, 2014
i'd like you to join me in this hole
i'd like you to join me in this hole
