Sam Pink's Blog, page 31

made a website for some drawingsif you checked the link t...

made a website for some drawings

if you checked the link to see if i was going to direct you to something you might not want to see, don't be fooled by the name of the site, it's really just drawings, i named it 'facefuckingtittylicker' by accident because i just filled in some shit.  i'm serious. i know it might be hard to believe me but you have to believe me.

just resolved to have a lemonade stand this summer.

just resolved to have a lemonade stand this summer.

tattoo fundraiser for breast cancer called 'tat for tit.'

tattoo fundraiser for breast cancer called 'tat for tit.'

have any rappers referred to bullets as 'leeches.'

have any rappers referred to bullets as 'leeches.'

the best is joking around with someone/people where you'r...

the best is joking around with someone/people where you're the only one who knows you're joking.

returned to normal consciousness after engaging in an arg...

returned to normal consciousness after engaging in an argument with myself, as if i was two people, where i was saying, 'and i'm telling YOU, you can probably find a jumprope easier in italy than chicago.'

want to have a shorter/skinny friend who wears 3D glasses...

want to have a shorter/skinny friend who wears 3D glasses and a jeanjacket and then whenever anyone says anything to us, i laugh and nod towards the person who said something and tap my 3D glasses wearing friend and say, 'hey [name of person with 3D glasses], you hear that?  they [repeat whatever the person said].  how about that?'

non-religiously thinking, 'there's always another boss.'

non-religiously thinking, 'there's always another boss.'

sitcom bully named 'Koofhauer'

sitcom bully named 'Koofhauer'

slowly sawing through the middle of your face with an ele...

slowly sawing through the middle of your face with an electronic carving knife