Sam Pink's Blog, page 29
March 26, 2014
the ever-present attempt to not make two fists and hold t...
the ever-present attempt to not make two fists and hold them up by your head as you grind your teeth and breathe like a bull as you walk down the street
Published on March 26, 2014 11:22
if you don't feel really fucking stupid when you eating o...
if you don't feel really fucking stupid when you eating out at a restaurant then....man i dont know
Published on March 26, 2014 11:14
posted this at the tumblr tooit looks better there (...
Published on March 26, 2014 11:06
March 25, 2014
vivid daydream of myself buying a sandwich at 7-11 then, ...
vivid daydream of myself buying a sandwich at 7-11 then, while still at the register, unwrapping the sandwich and squeezing it in my hand while making an evil face and growlling, 'it has been done, m'lord.'
Published on March 25, 2014 16:23
'plus size modelling.com' i know you've directed people t...
'plus size modelling.com' i know you've directed people to this site and vice versa. i know what you're doing. let's talk. let's do business. i'll support you and your crew and vice versa. let's stop acting like we aren't on each other's radars. let's get it crispy. let's talk. your move.
Published on March 25, 2014 16:06
the surprisingly healthy/vigorous feeling of having given...
the surprisingly healthy/vigorous feeling of having given in to the things that were threatening you, letting them do whatever they can, then continuing on after they've left.
Published on March 25, 2014 16:02
cluckers
war mc clanahan.
fuck the tournament of books. 'rontel' was in it for one round. i consider that a failure for even being included. fuck anybody who reads your shit provided you're nice. people talk shit about art-cliques mobbing up or whatever but if you dont kiss your audience's ass then they won't read your shit and all the righteous assholes come out and rally against you. the internet/mass communication has just streamlined incoporating everyone into one faceless stupid being.
fiction/books is the only place this will happen. if you wrote a book called 'how to solve every problem in the world' and it could solve every problem in the world, and you were an asshole, people would still read that book. but if it's fiction/art/whatever, then you have to be some generic fuckboy politician to succeed. scott/myself/anyone else who we associate with is a fucking idiot who can barely function. don't worry about us not making money/being happy. we're fucking idiots. but not quite as idiotic as people rallying against this shit like a bunch of cluckers.
fuck you if you don't like scott, fuck you if you are interested in a fake-ass bracket judging books, and fuck you if you think typing shit on facebook means anything.
the only true form of promotion is one person handing another person a book because they want it to spread. fuck all the rest.
war mc clanahan.
fuck political/diplomat artists.
Published on March 25, 2014 12:58
endless moronic exposure is more important than whatever ...
endless moronic exposure is more important than whatever you actually create
success is mostly politics
success is mostly politics
Published on March 25, 2014 12:24
video of a hermit crab changing shells with the song 'amb...
video of a hermit crab changing shells with the song 'ambitionz as a rider' as the soundtrack
Published on March 25, 2014 12:15
a fun/refreshingly honest way to abort a conversation is ...
a fun/refreshingly honest way to abort a conversation is to--when asked 'what do you do/want to do?'-- just make eye-contact and with conviction, say, 'nothing, i dont do or want anything, like at all' then keep staring until they nod and accept it.
Published on March 25, 2014 11:57