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March 27, 2014

a good response to anything anyone says to you is to just...

a good response to anything anyone says to you is to just look at them without blinking or making a face
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Published on March 27, 2014 10:37

trying to figure out if i should go with nude pictures or...

trying to figure out if i should go with nude pictures or mindless promotion of others who are 'above me' to further my career
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Published on March 27, 2014 10:36

a good response to someone calling you a pussy is 'i migh...

a good response to someone calling you a pussy is 'i might be a pussy but you're the one who's about to get wetted.'
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Published on March 27, 2014 10:35

haha 'career'

haha 'career'
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Published on March 27, 2014 10:33

the original lyrics for 'ambitionz az a rida' were, 'i wo...

the original lyrics for 'ambitionz az a rida' were, 'i won't deny it, try the atkins diet, that shit really worked for me...'
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Published on March 27, 2014 10:32

wouldn't mind having something like cat-ears where my eye...

wouldn't mind having something like cat-ears where my eyebrows are so i can cover my eyes whenever i want or like, brush things away
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Published on March 27, 2014 10:30

reality show called 'televised suicides'

reality show called 'televised suicides'
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Published on March 27, 2014 10:29

according to most girls i talk to, they all have the most...

according to most girls i talk to, they all have the most beautiful/smartest friends ever
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Published on March 27, 2014 10:27

March 26, 2014

a funny thing to do if you were lying in the street bleed...

a funny thing to do if you were lying in the street bleeding out from gunshot wounds would be to try and eat one of those cheese and cracker packages, like where you use the red plastic thing to spread the cheese on the crackers.
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Published on March 26, 2014 11:37

experimental novel where, when you open it, it unloads a ...

experimental novel where, when you open it, it unloads a full clip into your face (or as much as it can before you fall over)
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Published on March 26, 2014 11:33