Sam Pink's Blog, page 24
April 7, 2014
if i wrapped a dead pigeon in foil and threw it to you li...
if i wrapped a dead pigeon in foil and threw it to you like a football, would you catch it? would you?
autobiography called 'things i've thought but never told ...
autobiography called 'things i've thought but never told anyone in any way' where it's a long list of things you've thought but never told any one or talked about in any way.
the way that getting wounded in any way is comforting bec...
the way that getting wounded in any way is comforting because it's yours and you have something to take care of
that terrible moment when you explain to someone that no ...
that terrible moment when you explain to someone that no you didn't use gel in your hair it's just very unclean
looking for someone to bash my head to a mess with a base...
looking for someone to bash my head to a mess with a baseball bat then gather the mess and freeze it so it's like another head and then eat that head like a popsicle.
April 5, 2014
chewing a huge wad of gum that has a bunch of other peopl...
chewing a huge wad of gum that has a bunch of other peoples' loose teeth in it seems like it would be pleasurable
thinking about shooting yourself in the head in the same ...
thinking about shooting yourself in the head in the same tone/manner as thinking about what to eat for dinner
a person you hire to follow you around and randomly slap ...
a person you hire to follow you around and randomly slap the back of your head in an upward motion, going upside your head and just shaking his/her head no while making eyecontact
a good prayer to say every night before bed is 'what's yo...
a good prayer to say every night before bed is 'what's yours will be mine if i want it.'
a funny way to make people feel legitimately bad about sm...
a funny way to make people feel legitimately bad about smoking cigarettes is to act like a person from anti-smoking ads from 15-20 years ago, like where you aggressively ask them if they think they're cool for smoking, and say that potentially kissing them would be like kissing an ash tray, but act real serious the whole time, making unblinking eyecontact.
