Sam Pink's Blog, page 22
April 9, 2014
if you go to buy a piece of pizza/hotdog/cheesesteak and ...
if you go to buy a piece of pizza/hotdog/cheesesteak and the employees aren't rude to you/don't insult you, just back out slowly with your hands up
Published on April 09, 2014 18:26
recommended
Published on April 09, 2014 14:21
that shit where whenever you're in a supposedly fun situa...
that shit where whenever you're in a supposedly fun situation, you can't stop thinking about little kids with cancer or old people alone and people getting bullied and other shit like that.
Published on April 09, 2014 13:10
April 8, 2014
that shit where sometimes you can't tell if things look l...
that shit where sometimes you can't tell if things look like a cartoon/animation or regular
Published on April 08, 2014 22:12
one of my fvorite ways to say 'fuck you' is to refuse a d...
one of my fvorite ways to say 'fuck you' is to refuse a drink someone offers to buy for you
Published on April 08, 2014 21:35
just laughed a lot thinking about doing something where, ...
just laughed a lot thinking about doing something where, whenever anyone touches me in any way, i make a weird honking sound with my mouth open and my eyes closed
Published on April 08, 2014 21:27
just scratched my head and found a small piece of broken ...
just scratched my head and found a small piece of broken glass in my hair
Published on April 08, 2014 21:26
want to only have people in my life for whom i'd take a k...
want to only have people in my life for whom i'd take a knife through the heart
Published on April 08, 2014 21:22
is it a crime if you throw a net over a stranger but then...
is it a crime if you throw a net over a stranger but then help them out of the net
Published on April 08, 2014 21:21