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April 9, 2014

if you go to buy a piece of pizza/hotdog/cheesesteak and ...

if you go to buy a piece of pizza/hotdog/cheesesteak and the employees aren't rude to you/don't insult you, just back out slowly with your hands up
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Published on April 09, 2014 18:26

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Published on April 09, 2014 14:21

that shit where whenever you're in a supposedly fun situa...

that shit where whenever you're in a supposedly fun situation, you can't stop thinking about little kids with cancer or old people alone and people getting bullied and other shit like that.
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Published on April 09, 2014 13:10

April 8, 2014

that shit where sometimes you can't tell if things look l...

that shit where sometimes you can't tell if things look like a cartoon/animation or regular
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Published on April 08, 2014 22:12

pacquiao vs bradley II

pacquiao vs bradley II
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Published on April 08, 2014 21:50

one of my fvorite ways to say 'fuck you' is to refuse a d...

one of my fvorite ways to say 'fuck you' is to refuse a drink someone offers to buy for you
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Published on April 08, 2014 21:35

just laughed a lot thinking about doing something where, ...

just laughed a lot thinking about doing something where, whenever anyone touches me in any way, i make a weird honking sound with my mouth open and my eyes closed
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Published on April 08, 2014 21:27

just scratched my head and found a small piece of broken ...

just scratched my head and found a small piece of broken glass in my hair
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Published on April 08, 2014 21:26

want to only have people in my life for whom i'd take a k...

want to only have people in my life for whom i'd take a knife through the heart
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Published on April 08, 2014 21:22

is it a crime if you throw a net over a stranger but then...

is it a crime if you throw a net over a stranger but then help them out of the net
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Published on April 08, 2014 21:21