Sam Pink's Blog, page 20

scott mc clanahan and i will be in kansas on friday for a...

scott mc clanahan and i will be in kansas on friday for a reading.  it's at the lawrence public library, 7pm.  bring a beverage and a side.  i think scott will be bringing some of his famous 'you gotta be jokey artichokey' dip.

keep thinking, 'come on kids, come give ya Aunty Soshul a...

keep thinking, 'come on kids, come give ya Aunty Soshul a kiss now.'

i identify more with inanimate things than things that ar...

i identify more with inanimate things than things that are viewed as 'like me' by outside observers.

performance art piece where you hang yourself with a razo...

performance art piece where you hang yourself with a razor-lined 1000 foot bungee cord

am constantly the opposite of 'having hearts for eyes and...

am constantly the opposite of 'having hearts for eyes and little hearts shooting out from around me'

that refreshing feeling after reminding yourself that it'...

that refreshing feeling after reminding yourself that it's not other peoples' fault you are mostly alone, it's yours

from 'under-boob' to 'just slightly above armpit' is the ...

from 'under-boob' to 'just slightly above armpit' is the holy zone

banging your head against a hard surface after saying, 'o...

banging your head against a hard surface after saying, 'oh i love this song' to someone after a song comes on wherever you are

a broken mug is way better than a broken bottle

a broken mug is way better than a broken bottle

the sometimes mistaken idea that you're helping someone b...

the sometimes mistaken idea that you're helping someone by making his/her situation better and not worse.