Sam Pink's Blog, page 16
April 25, 2014
increasing my use of blinkless smiles and exagerrated win...
increasing my use of blinkless smiles and exagerrated winking to respond to people
word up to the guy on the redline half-asleep and trying ...
word up to the guy on the redline half-asleep and trying to pull out his tooth
deep desire to ride a segway around downtown chicago, nak...
deep desire to ride a segway around downtown chicago, naked except for a native american head-dress and Bears colored nipple tassels on my nipples and asscheeks, flowing.
recommend not ingesting caffeine to help with anxiety and...
recommend not ingesting caffeine to help with anxiety and other bad-head-things.
April 24, 2014
momentarily convinced i should go to a foodcourt and get ...
momentarily convinced i should go to a foodcourt and get some food then go to a table and set the food down and argue with it, like gesturing wildly and yelling and hitting the food
next minor argument i get into i'm going to stop at a cer...
next minor argument i get into i'm going to stop at a certain point and shrug and shake my head and say, 'you sir/madam, are nothing more than a sneeglish yumpkins, and i can't deal with you any further.'
habit of turning to the side after someone says something...
habit of turning to the side after someone says something to you and then loudly saying, 'hmmm, an intriguing development!' then going back to paying attention to the person as though they couldn't hear/see you doing that.
that shit where you wish you could--for a few days--live ...
that shit where you wish you could--for a few days--live a looped 1-2 hours of a day in your life, like the 1-2 hours after getting out of work and going to sleep.
had a moment where it felt like my heart was stopping and...
had a moment where it felt like my heart was stopping and i felt weird excitement and thought something like, about how the moment before you die you hear all the sounds you've ever heard, all at the same time.
