Sam Pink's Blog, page 12
June 4, 2014
willing to write an ongoing article called 'pets of the w...
willing to write an ongoing article called 'pets of the world' where people email me about their pets and i either visit the pets (if they're close) or ask for pictures/information about the pet and then write a profile on the pet.
shouts out to the lady in the alley collecting cans who s...
shouts out to the lady in the alley collecting cans who stopped to watch me jump rope for a little bit then thanked me for 'performing for her.'
May 29, 2014
May 22, 2014
publicly daring the next young 'big house' author to take...
publicly daring the next young 'big house' author to take an advance then hand in a book of complete bullshit (not like, the normal bullshit that would be ok to publish, like, true bullshit and nonsense).
sometimes you give yourself a decent looking haircut and ...
sometimes you give yourself a decent looking haircut and think, 'hey that's a pretty good haircut' and sometimes you give yourself a decent haircut and think, 'hey that's a pretty good haircut but i still hope me and my cat die in our sleep tonight holding each other.'
May 19, 2014
RIP vic and blakemay each of your killers die slow
RIP vic and blake
may each of your killers die slow
may each of your killers die slow
May 8, 2014
that deep fucking sadness that results from listening to ...
that deep fucking sadness that results from listening to any number of middle-aged men discuss mainstream sports from a managerial/coach's perspective.
May 6, 2014
thinking, 'now what, motherfuckers' when you look out you...
thinking, 'now what, motherfuckers' when you look out your window at the world, 100% sure there is nothing left to make you happy and so no way to hurt you anymore.
imagined myself walking around with a big bag of gumballs...
imagined myself walking around with a big bag of gumballs and handing them out yelling, 'everybody loves GUMBALLS ehhhh!!!!'
just thought 'hold onto my back as tight as you can while...
just thought 'hold onto my back as tight as you can while i fuck you' as a non-sequitur
