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June 28, 2014

RIP rontel. you were five.  why did you get so skinny.

RIP rontel. you were five.  why did you get so skinny.


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Published on June 28, 2014 22:20

June 26, 2014

feel like film reached its most beautiful moment in 'sudd...

feel like film reached its most beautiful moment in 'sudden death' with that shot of van damme pressing his face and hands up against the glass at the hockey rink, breathing that steam and screaming 'noooooooooooooo' right before the bomb is supposed to go off, but like, no one around him knows what's going on because they're all cheering.
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Published on June 26, 2014 10:44

June 25, 2014

person recently referred to an amount of my exposed chest...

person recently referred to an amount of my exposed chesthair as 'taco meat.'
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Published on June 25, 2014 01:03

June 24, 2014

one of the only types of narrators i can't ever enjoy or ...

one of the only types of narrators i can't ever enjoy or understand or whatever is the 'jaded rich person who's just so darn jaded'
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Published on June 24, 2014 13:56

June 23, 2014

afterlife of lying down in a field and letting a pack of ...

afterlife of lying down in a field and letting a pack of dogs eat you then feeling yourself pass through each of their bodies and reforming from the shit as yourself at the birth of your former life, with no memory of it.
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Published on June 23, 2014 17:11

randomly checked the stat thing for this blog and one sea...

randomly checked the stat thing for this blog and one search that lead here was 'best young butthole in the world.'  consider your search over
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Published on June 23, 2014 17:09

that terrible tense feeling in almost every situation tha...

that terrible tense feeling in almost every situation that other people are being insane and you're losing your mind because you don't understand how many steps back you have to take to explain why that person is insane but you want to like cancel them out in some absolute way, like completely ruin them and erase them from even your own memory but it all hurts and you truly don't fear dying because even though yeah you probably don't understand dying you definitely know it won't be the same as all the shit you deal with living so why not
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Published on June 23, 2014 17:08

weird how many people are impolite and disrespectful with...

weird how many people are impolite and disrespectful without provocation
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Published on June 23, 2014 17:02