Sam Pink's Blog, page 4

doing the 'pussy eating/peace-sign with your tongue going...

doing the 'pussy eating/peace-sign with your tongue going through it' while eating food is the only genuine response i ever have

nothing beats the look on an asshole's face when you tell...

nothing beats the look on an asshole's face when you tell him the girl he keeps trying to talk to at the bar doesn't want to talk to him.

burying your head in a bulk candy/nuts/food bin at the st...

burying your head in a bulk candy/nuts/food bin at the store and just standing there

tackling someone and biting his/her ear with your lips ov...

tackling someone and biting his/her ear with your lips over your teeth

often think, directed at myself, 'control your bitch' whe...

often think, directed at myself, 'control your bitch' when i start to feel paranoid or anxious

doing a reading with a large overcoat on, pulled up over ...

doing a reading with a large overcoat on, pulled up over your head with a cat/dog balanced on you so it looks like you have a cat/dog head  

feel hopeful, even after so much disappointment, that one...

feel hopeful, even after so much disappointment, that one night my pillow will swallow my head

urge to kick a stack of waffles off a golf tee

urge to kick a stack of waffles off a golf tee

i've always been a big fan of mackie osborne. used to own...

i've always been a big fan of mackie osborne.

used to own the book with all her designs in it but it got stolen.

jumping out in front of someone at night, from hiding, to...

jumping out in front of someone at night, from hiding, to ask, 'hey what time is it.'