Sam Pink's Blog, page 5

August 12, 2014

people who identify with abstract groups of people, much ...

people who identify with abstract groups of people, much like people who follow fashion trends, wear uniforms for you to identify.

people who try to identify you as part of an abstract group are trying to uniform you.


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Published on August 12, 2014 10:47

singing 'war is coming' by six feet under at a karaoke ni...

singing 'war is coming' by six feet under at a karaoke night while holding a pina colada
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Published on August 12, 2014 10:43

the way that drugs sometimes lead to total selfishness ra...

the way that drugs sometimes lead to total selfishness rather than 'freeing you' like people claim.
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Published on August 12, 2014 10:38

a lot of life now seems like it's designed to happened so...

a lot of life now seems like it's designed to happened so fast you don't even really have time to stop and figure out how stupid it is.  slowing shit down is a good way to appreciate it and/or break it down and get rid of it.
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Published on August 12, 2014 10:36

the way that, sometimes, a person saying, 'i think you'd ...

the way that, sometimes, a person saying, 'i think you'd like (something)' is a way for them to act like they know you/gain currency with you for 'understanding you.'
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Published on August 12, 2014 10:35

one of the only true compliments is 'i still can't figure...

one of the only true compliments is 'i still can't figure you out/(something about being 'hard to read' in a figurative way)'
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Published on August 12, 2014 10:33

urge to only respond in written/audio interviews with a h...

urge to only respond in written/audio interviews with a hulk hogan voice.
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Published on August 12, 2014 10:25

chapbook that, when opened, turns to dust, titled: 'your ...

chapbook that, when opened, turns to dust, titled: 'your friends are just one method you use to make sure your weak-ass worldview and self-perception don't crumble like this bogus chapbook.'
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Published on August 12, 2014 10:22

August 4, 2014

'behold!' is a good thing to say in front of like, just, ...

'behold!' is a good thing to say in front of like, just, what's already going to happen.
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Published on August 04, 2014 18:48

a funny way to fuck with someone is to, while talking to ...

a funny way to fuck with someone is to, while talking to them, turn to the side and smile a little and say, 'yeah but, you just dont know who's a cop anymore eh?'  
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Published on August 04, 2014 16:38