Sam Pink's Blog, page 18

i posted a story called 'blood man' on this site. i...

i posted a story called 'blood man' on this site.  it was cut out of 'witch piss.'

RIP NAPOLEON 'THAT KID PO' THE CAT

rest in peace mighty hunter.  you will be remembered as a psycho. anyone can tell by looking in your eyes.  hunt on mighty hunter.  may there be someone where you are to kiss your lion chin.  who could forget that one time when i was shadowboxing your face trying to annoy you and i accidentally clipped your chin with a punch and you stared off for a second with your mouth open then shook your head and were normal again. keep crip-walking mighty hunter. you fucking psycho.

i posted a story called 'fun' from 'hurt others' on this ...

i posted a story called 'fun' from 'hurt others' on this site.

can't figure out how to link shit that good so there's an ad for 'hurt others' before it, can't figure out tumblr.  i try to do shit and it doesn't work.

thanks to mandy 'sock mama' zeller for scanning this shit for me.

when young authors are portrayed as 'hip' or 'cool' or 'b...

when young authors are portrayed as 'hip' or 'cool' or 'bad boys/bad girls' by journalists...that shit is so stupid.  save that shit for whatever D.O.A. young band is coming out.

when you wear a coat you haven't worn since last spring a...

when you wear a coat you haven't worn since last spring and you find a bent-up king cobra cap in the pocket

make like a hairdresser and die

make like a hairdresser and die

casually eating a small pile of sticks during a televised...

casually eating a small pile of sticks during a televised interview

looking just far enough into the sequence of events that ...

looking just far enough into the sequence of events that represent your future to foresee a feeling of 'now what.'

a pretty sweet blurb would be: 'love it! the literary equ...

a pretty sweet blurb would be: 'love it! the literary equivalent of a totino's party pizza!!!!'

i'll mail a stapled 'chapbook' of the story 'fun' ripped ...

i'll mail a stapled 'chapbook' of the story 'fun' ripped out of 'hurt others' to whoever writes the 60th review of person on amazon.