Sam Pink's Blog, page 23

'childlike hope/innocence/playfulness' are mostly bullshi...

'childlike hope/innocence/playfulness' are mostly bullshit in anyone over 15 or so

feel like i wouldn't be surprised if i woke up one day an...

feel like i wouldn't be surprised if i woke up one day and felt my face and my head was made of legos.

life like you're just swinging wildly at a mob of people ...

life like you're just swinging wildly at a mob of people coming at you because no, it won't be easy for them

always thinking, 'i;ll make you into a little girl' about...

always thinking, 'i;ll make you into a little girl' about everyone i see

strong urge to whip someone bloody with an extension cord

strong urge to whip someone bloody with an extension cord

poem called 'falling asleep with a boner on the bus home ...

poem called 'falling asleep with a boner on the bus home as the sun's coming up and fuck you i don't give a fuck about anything.'

a solid way to terrify a stranger is to go up to him/her ...

a solid way to terrify a stranger is to go up to him/her in the street and say, 'koofleckio streppins, i thought it was you!!' and then hold your hands up in a 'i'm going to get you!' manner while blocking every way they try to walk.

when two or more people are having a petty argumentative ...

when two or more people are having a petty argumentative conversation that you are not in but are around, a fun thing to do is after someone says something, say, 'nyeahhh!!!!' while sneering at the person it was said to, then doing that every time anyone says anything

The Haphazardly Merry Travails of Detective Binklish Skee...

The Haphazardly Merry Travails of Detective Binklish Skeeglington

going to start enjoying life more by enthusiastically say...

going to start enjoying life more by enthusiastically saying, 'i'll have whatever s/he's having!!' in random situations and/or after someone expresses something terrible