Sam Pink's Blog, page 32
March 12, 2014
note to future guys who need to tell me about an attracti...
note to future guys who need to tell me about an attractive woman in the room: no shit, dumbass
you never really hear about this but i'd imagine some rea...
you never really hear about this but i'd imagine some really famous people hire smaller cats with duller claws to scratch their chest hair/head hair at the end of a long day
just to be clear i will come to your child's birthday par...
just to be clear i will come to your child's birthday party (and behave) for the price of a train card and three slices of pizza/one slice of cake/unlimited beverages.
another day, another fantasy of stealing a carriage-ride ...
another day, another fantasy of stealing a carriage-ride horse downtown and riding it far away
randomly thought, 'well who stole the woobenswash then?!'
randomly thought, 'well who stole the woobenswash then?!'
just non-sexually imagined a woman pissing into my mouth ...
just non-sexually imagined a woman pissing into my mouth and then me spitting it up into the air to land on my head/face
March 10, 2014
low budget tv commercial for a kebab place where the owne...
low budget tv commercial for a kebab place where the owner of the restaurant is standing by a blindfolded person who is groping around near a plate of pita and the owner says, 'you're getting shawarma!'
a person going insane after someone tells them to put the...
a person going insane after someone tells them to put their hands in the air (like at a concert) and then the person can't stop thinking about how his/her hands are always 'in the air' somewhere.
music video where someone punts a basketball and the came...
music video where someone punts a basketball and the camera follows it around the world, different countries of people waving to the basketball as it flies by
