Sam Pink's Blog, page 34

increasing romantic attraction to whoever is in my head s...

increasing romantic attraction to whoever is in my head saying things like 'hey just remember you suck haha' and other similar things.

email me if you would like to review/whatever the 'king c...

email me if you would like to review/whatever the 'king cobra ep'     sampinkisalive  at gmail  dot com
 
the tape and the digital tracks will be available soon.

'soon soon you're a balloon' (if you can name that reference withtout looking it up i'll send you something free)

new YF tracks in the oven, thumbs down for life, burning inside for life, chicagods/Northwest mob, lazy fascist, baby jeezer, hollywood D, no hope all stars, crumbkillers, killer-lovers, suicide fanclub we out here dying, gentleman psycho til the world blow, respect love and hugs for people decorating their graves with ripped up grass etc.

my cat rontel's nickname is 'little loitzl'

my cat rontel's nickname is 'little loitzl'

did you hear the one about the armless glass-man who got ...

did you hear the one about the armless glass-man who got arrested?

apparently he got caught looking for 'new clear arms.'

urge to break into someone's garage while they're gone an...

urge to break into someone's garage while they're gone and just sit in a chair with my back to the door so when they come home and open the door to park, they see me with my back turned and then i just stand up, turn around, put on some sunglasses and run.

hammering an upside down crown into your head with one sw...

hammering an upside down crown into your head with one swing of a giant hammer

that moment when you catch yourself thinking something ab...

that moment when you catch yourself thinking something about how something should have gone then you laugh and shake your head, thinking something like, 'look at me acting like i matter ha!'

returned to active thinking after involuntarily thinking ...

returned to active thinking after involuntarily thinking about me using a shoulder-mounting canon to shoot a dinosaur in the face

book called 'snowshovelling broken glass out of one dumps...

book called 'snowshovelling broken glass out of one dumpster into another dumpster so the first dumpster isn't too heavy to move.'

side project performance art thing where you only answer ...

side project performance art thing where you only answer interview questions with aggressive usage of 'fuck you.'  like if they ask 'what style would you say your work is' say, 'i'd say it's um.....i don't know, fuck you style?  heard of it?'