Sam Pink's Blog, page 37
February 27, 2014
story about how everyone died in the 2014 winter in chica...
story about how everyone died in the 2014 winter in chicago but no one knew they were dead so they kept going.
February 26, 2014
special type of surgery where the doctor agrees to cut op...
special type of surgery where the doctor agrees to cut open your chest, allowing access to your heart, then closes it back a little, but only enough so you can get on the bus and sit down next to someone and say, 'hey check this shit out' then open your shirt and reach into your chest and rip your own heart out before laughing a little and falling to the floor of the bus
new type of depression where the inside of your head feel...
new type of depression where the inside of your head feels 'scraped.'
fantasizing about allowing myself to be publicly executed...
fantasizing about allowing myself to be publicly executed (arrow to the heart) if there was some kind of agreement about others benefiting from it
that feeling of being out on the street between like 4-5 ...
that feeling of being out on the street between like 4-5 am when no one else is out and you think, 'ok i'm ready' but there's nothing so you just go home
constant feeling of whatever the opposite of a hug is
constant feeling of whatever the opposite of a hug is
crashlanded alien trying to figure out what it means to '...
crashlanded alien trying to figure out what it means to 'have fun.'
February 22, 2014
felt possible to crush my head while i was holding it jus...
felt possible to crush my head while i was holding it just now
something to do if you were going to a social gathering o...
something to do if you were going to a social gathering of some kind would be to secretly bring a two liter of Sprite and some plastic cups and then after interacting with people for a little bit say you have to go to the bathroom and go fill up cups for everyone and come back into the room holding all the cups and say, 'ok everyone, now who wants Sprite?' and hand out all the cups, saying things like 'there we go' and 'that's it' after handing out each cup.
what's shitting on a grave without wiping your ass off on...
what's shitting on a grave without wiping your ass off on the grass too
