Sam Pink's Blog, page 38

February 22, 2014

RIP to the squirrel i saw injured and motionless, looking...

RIP to the squirrel i saw injured and motionless, looking up at me from the sidewalk.  sorry brother, i didn't know what to do and i didn't want to be late for work.
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Published on February 22, 2014 21:11

doing things without any idea of reward/karma/heaven/afte...

doing things without any idea of reward/karma/heaven/afterlife, is seemingly more pleasing than expecting things to be rewarded.
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Published on February 22, 2014 20:42

a peaceful, generally remorseless way to live is to never...

a peaceful, generally remorseless way to live is to never feel like you deserve anything, even if you worked hard for it
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Published on February 22, 2014 20:39

much love to my people living with a head that would kill...

much love to my people living with a head that would kill other people in seconds
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Published on February 22, 2014 20:37

urge to start a thing where, whenever i go somewhere indo...

urge to start a thing where, whenever i go somewhere indoors, i carry a big bowl of chili with me and then when i enter i say (to anyone there), 'man if i don't hurry up i'll be late for the ch-' then trip forward, spilling the chili all over, then, still lying on the ground, shake my head and say, 'well shoot'
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Published on February 22, 2014 07:10

noticed that, in reaction to feeling bad the other day, i...

noticed that, in reaction to feeling bad the other day, i involuntarily thought, 'well fuck it i can always just live in my nut hut' and then imagined myself living in a giant hollowed out acorn in the woods.
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Published on February 22, 2014 07:07

February 20, 2014

urge to start approaching random people in public and say...

urge to start approaching random people in public and saying, 'hey, i just want you to know i think it's really shitty what you did...just so you know.'
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Published on February 20, 2014 11:30

a lot of times when some asshole makes a comment about a ...

a lot of times when some asshole makes a comment about a woman's appearance my immediate response is 'you're lucky that anyone would fuck you at all you dumbass.'
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Published on February 20, 2014 10:39

going to start prefacing everything i say with 'now this ...

going to start prefacing everything i say with 'now this how it's gon be...'
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Published on February 20, 2014 10:39

going to start responding to 'moustache ride' references ...

going to start responding to 'moustache ride' references with a serious look on my face, then saying 'some rides....they never end.'
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Published on February 20, 2014 10:31