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February 10, 2014

the KING COBRA EP is coming out soon from SPORK PRESS. if...

the KING COBRA EP is coming out soon from SPORK PRESS. if you want to help promote it or whatever or help out with songs we're working on now, email me.  sampinkisalive   at gmail  dot com

if you want me to smash a bottle of malort over your head i can do that too
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Published on February 10, 2014 11:11

February 9, 2014

'witch piss' (a novel) is available today.  you mean...

'witch piss' (a novel) is available today.  you mean to tell me i get all them pages (112 of em) for just 8 dollars and six measly cents!?  buddy, go ahead and keep the change! fuck!
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Published on February 09, 2014 22:14

February 8, 2014

all you have to do to be successful is appear nice/friend...

all you have to do to be successful is appear nice/friendly and repeat what is going on to other people, then complain about those people when they're not around.  
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Published on February 08, 2014 21:52

genuinely wanting to get a CTA job so my first day while ...

genuinely wanting to get a CTA job so my first day while i'm driving a train, i can get on the p.a. and say, "Attention everyone aboard, fuck you all, and fuck anything that means anything to you" then peacefully bring the train to a stop in the middle of a tunnel, get out, and go live among the rats as their holy guide.  
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Published on February 08, 2014 21:38

conversation as people trying out for each other in any p...

conversation as people trying out for each other in any possible way.  
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Published on February 08, 2014 21:33

the 'my crotch/head/throat and chest are itchingly hungry...

the 'my crotch/head/throat and chest are itchingly hungry for your ass' blues.
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Published on February 08, 2014 21:27

i smile/laugh more not out of joy but out of a feeling li...

i smile/laugh more not out of joy but out of a feeling like 'yeah fuck this.'
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Published on February 08, 2014 21:26

reading series called 'The No Happiness Teethgrinding All...

reading series called 'The No Happiness Teethgrinding All Stars' where it's just me and i don't show up for any of the readings.
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Published on February 08, 2014 21:24

February 7, 2014

thanks to everyone who has read a book i wrote/bought a b...

thanks to everyone who has read a book i wrote/bought a book i wrote/bought a drawing/came to see me read/put me up in their house/emailed me/recommended a book to a friend/bought me food and drinks/did other things.  i really appreciate it.
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Published on February 07, 2014 12:51