Sam Pink's Blog, page 30

much love to all my people staying alive because it's mor...

much love to all my people staying alive because it's more of a punishment than anything else

that age-old feeling of your teeth and nose itching in su...

that age-old feeling of your teeth and nose itching in such a way that you want to push through them with a hanger/screwdriver/something

urge to leave a nice looking briefcase on the train, and ...

urge to leave a nice looking briefcase on the train, and inside the briefcase is a note that says, 'if you've found this, you're not far from the treasure' and then some directions and the directions lead to another briefcase that's just full of rocks, with a note that says, 'haha fuck you dummmy.'

charity drive called 'come on your own face for cancer'

charity drive called 'come on your own face for cancer'

knockout punch delivered while moving backwards

knockout punch delivered while moving backwards

taking off my head and throwing it against the ground and...

taking off my head and throwing it against the ground and it breaks open and there's an ice cream sundae inside and then i grow another head and eat the ice cream sundae out of the old head.

have enjoyed mildly hitting my forehead against things an...

have enjoyed mildly hitting my forehead against things and/or hitting the bridge of my nose against them, like walls or poles or tables or whatever

yo fuck everybody though

yo fuck everybody though

AN ANALYSIS OF THE BABY IN THIS AD I SEE ON MY WAY TO WORK

here it is. i mentioned this baby/ad a while ago.  i see the ad every time i go to work.  it's in the mall transfer between washington blue line/red line.  i dont even know what the ad is for i just stop and look at the baby for a second and laugh then continue on. i probably will never be able to convey what this baby does for me, but, here's a couple thoughts.  1. he has the two bottom teeth (and i'm assuming two top teeth) and nothing else.  this creates an enjoyable 'insect pincers' affect. i often imagine myself in the corner of a room as he advances on me (in a crawl?  in his mom's arms like the picture?) and he is smiling and chomping down his pincers at me. 2. the way his arms are posed seems really funny, he's just like, being held up there all bunched up.  he has the 'negative wrists/knuckles' like where the fat creates a roll. the way he's being held also seems to convey, 'yo check this baby out, eh?'  3. his hair makes me laugh for some reason. can't seem to not think that he himself combed it that way, while chomping down his pincers and looking at himself in the mirror.  4. the size of his head.  every time i pass by the picture, i think a variation of 'check out THAT muffin' or like, 'lookatta size of THAT dumpling.'  5. every time i see the baby, i imagine him laughing like, 'nehehehehe' in like, a raspy voice.  overall, i'm very thankful that i have this little treat on my way to work.  the end.

immediately responding to someone 'no, that's not part of...

immediately responding to someone 'no, that's not part of my world.'