Sam Pink's Blog, page 67

'performance art' thing where i go downtown everyday for ...

'performance art' thing where i go downtown everyday for 1-3 hours with an action-figure in a ziplock bag and put the action-figure in the ziplock bag on the sidewalk somewhere where a lot of people arre walking and have an argument with it, pacing around and saying, "it wasn't always this way" and other things, maybe sometimes apologizing to it, you gt the idea

if i remember right, the word 'swagger' was used in the h...

if i remember right, the word 'swagger' was used in the hemingway story, "the killers."

an enjoyable ending to a story/book would be: ...

an enjoyable ending to a story/book would be:   "and then s/he rocketed out of the earth's atmosphere in his/her tiny escape pod, seeing the planet in its entirety from outerspace. 'kiss my fucking ass,' s/he thought, staring back." 

the song 'obolus' by 'thrones.'

the song 'obolus' by 'thrones.' 

do they have a job like 'dogwalker' but you just wrestle/...

do they have a job like 'dogwalker' but you just wrestle/play with peoples' pets? like, you go to their house when they're at work and wrestle with their dog or play with their cat using one of those wand things.

pretty sure i hold the record for 'most failed book sales...

pretty sure i hold the record for 'most failed book sales' at readings, via not having books. 

talking shit to someone before a fight by saying, "haha, ...

talking shit to someone before a fight by saying, "haha, yeah, your goodreads friends ain't here to help you now punk." 

i used to fall asleep every night to a dream where i fell...

i used to fall asleep every night to a dream where i fell down a flight of stairs and felt myself falling and then woke up with a full body spasm before going back to sleep. i miss those days. 

brief vision of my death as me walking around downtown an...

brief vision of my death as me walking around downtown and somebody stops and asks for directions and i say, 'oh  yeah, sure, it's right over....' then WHAM a huge part of a building crumbles off and lands on my head from 50 stories up, and for a second, i stand in front of the person who asked for directions, and it looks like i'm a human body with a stone for a head and then i fall to my knees, then facedown. 

has anyone tried taking '5htp' with fish oil to help with...

has anyone tried taking '5htp' with fish oil to help with bi-polar shit/mental problems shit?  if so, did it work?