Bridget Chase's Blog, page 6
August 14, 2018
Random Thought on Book Covers
I was making a new book cover and thought, wouldn’t it be cool to have a gif or video cover for my e-books. Like, have scenes, characters, or video of me telling the reader about the contents. So, my question became, when will e-books allow video covers? Seems the technology is easily there.
August 13, 2018
Final Point- Parody Fiction
Summary:
Michael took his niece to a soccer game. it was supposed to be a fun night out. “Mwuahaha! But it won’t be because-,” A terrible villain has taken the sports stadium hostage. Yeah, that’s like thirty-five thousand people. Michael gets a phone call; it’s the evil villain; who basically says, “Listen carefully. I have your niece. If you don’t do as I say, I’ll kill her, and blow this place sky high. You have ninety minutes.” Now, Michael’s a sports fan; so, totally uncool to blow places up where sport ‘n shit happens; he doesn’t really give a fuck about the thirty-five thousand people, but his niece, Alice, is another story. Shit, you try tellin’ your brother that his daughter was kidnapped and killed under your watch. No sir, that makes for uncomfortable family gatherings. So, Michael has to get her back. He is instructed to find Demetri Brosnan and bring him to a specific location. Can Michael do this in ninety minutes? The final score, may surprise you.
Movie Cliff Series:
This is a new series of books where I watch trailers for upcoming films and write a short story based on what is shown of the film in the preview. I parody clips and write satirical adaptations of what I think will occur. These stories are humorous and make fun of the tropes and repeated recipes that Hollywood serves us as well as find new ways of twisting the narrative and doing something brand new with it.
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Digital Print- Supergirl
Digital Print- Supergirl (DC Universe) Pen & Marker Drawing 11×14 inches Instant Download
Get it now at my Etsy Shop Mystery Emporium
Description
*Black Border simulates a frame & is not present on high resolution download*
A 11×14 digital print- Instant Download- of a pen and marker drawing of Supergirl that I made. It was drawn by hand. I was trying to give this character a little different look and feel. If you like it, buy, print, frame, and hang; if not, thanks for stopping in and check back anytime.
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♡ INSTANT DOWNLOAD FEATURES:
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– 1x high resolution (300 dpi) JPEG file – size 11×14 inches
– 1x high resolution (300 dpi) PNG file – size 11×14 inches
**** This item is a DIGITAL download item, NO PHYSICAL item will be shipped to your address. ****
**Your purchase does not include a frame or mat, or any other framing-related materials. **
► Please read the instructions below before purchasing the product ◄
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♡ INSTRUCTIONS:
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The files will be delivered electronically within minutes of your order and payment. An email will be sent to the address you have associated with your Etsy account with a link for your download.
Due to different monitor calibrations note that colours may change slightly from monitors to print. Final print quality will depend on the type of printer and paper used.
For an amazing result get your Digital Art printed at any photo center, but you can also print it with your own home printer.
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♡ DISCLAIMER:
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TERMS OF USE / USER AGREEMENT:
• Only for personal use
• Not for commercial purposes
• Do not share or resell this file
• All designs remain Copyright of Mr. Duck’s Mystery Emporium
• By purchasing this listing, you agree to our user agreement and our policies
Thank you for your interest !!
Rock-Afire Explosion- ShowBiz Pizza Band
Who remembers this band? Who was lucky enough to see them as a kid?
So, apparently they were, at one point, touring bars and playing cover songs for thirty year old’s who loved them as kids. I found a few videos.
Man, would love to go see one live.
August 12, 2018
Battle Angela: Parody Fiction
Summary:
She was found in a technological garbage heap. William gave her a body, but he couldn’t tell her who she was. For that, Angela, a sci fi humanoid robot, left to seek answers. She meets a nice boy, named Billy, along the way who wants to help. Finding answers meant finding new enemies. Humanoid robots are illegal and hunted in this futuristic city. A wealthy man with evil plans wants Angela for his own. This evil villain sends a half man, half robot assassin to capture her.
Movie Cliff Series:
This is a new series of books where I watch trailers for upcoming films and write a short story based on what is shown of the film in the preview. I parody clips and write satirical adaptations of what I think will occur. These stories are humorous and make fun of the tropes and repeated recipes that Hollywood serves us as well as find new ways of twisting the narrative and doing something brand new with it.
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Digital Print- Leonardo Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
[image error] This is a low resolution image- Purchasers receive high resolution files
Description
*Black Border simulates a frame & is not present on high resolution download*
A 11×14 digital print- Instant Download- of a pen and marker drawing of Leonardo Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles TMNT that I made. It was drawn by hand. I was trying to give our famed leader a little different look and feel. If you like it, buy, print, frame and hang; if not, thanks for stopping in and check back anytime.——————————————————-
♡ INSTANT DOWNLOAD FEATURES:
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– 1x high resolution (300 dpi) JPEG file – size 11×14 inches
– 1x high resolution (300 dpi) PNG file – size 11×14 inches
**** This item is a DIGITAL download item, NO PHYSICAL item will be shipped to your address. ****
**Your purchase does not include a frame or mat, or any other framing-related materials. **
► Please read the instructions below before purchasing the product ◄
——————————————————-
♡ INSTRUCTIONS:
——————————————————-
The files will be delivered electronically within minutes of your order and payment. An email will be sent to the address you have associated with your Etsy account with a link for your download.
Due to different monitor calibrations note that colours may change slightly from monitors to print. Final print quality will depend on the type of printer and paper used.
For an amazing result get your Digital Art printed at any photo center, but you can also print it with your own home printer.
——————————————————-
♡ DISCLAIMER:
——————————————————-
TERMS OF USE / USER AGREEMENT:
• Only for personal use
• Not for commercial purposes
• Do not share or resell this file
• All designs remain Copyright of Mr. Duck’s Mystery Emporium
• By purchasing this listing, you agree to our user agreement and our policies
Thank you for your interest !!
*Buy now @ Mr. Duck’s Mystery Emporium*
August 11, 2018
Digital Print, Croc Master Cobra Villain
8×10 & 11×14 Instant Download Digital Print of Croc Master. This is a black and white art photograph that I’ve taken from my growing collection of GI JOE action figures.
Croc Master (V1) Cobra Reptile Trainer. Croc Master was first released carded as part of the sixth series (1987). He was also sold in 1988 and was discontinued domestically in 1989.
[image error]This is a low resolution image- Purchasers receive high resolution
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♡ INSTANT DOWNLOAD FEATURES:
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– 1x high resolution (300 dpi) JPEG file – size 8×10 inches
– 1x high resolution (300 dpi) PNG file – size 8×10 inches
– 1x high resolution (300 dpi) JPEG file – size 11×14 inches
– 1x high resolution (300 dpi) PNG file – size 11×14 inches
**** This item is a DIGITAL download item, NO PHYSICAL item will be shipped to your address. ****
**Your purchase does not include a frame or mat, or any other framing-related materials. **
► Please read the instructions below before purchasing the product ◄
——————————————————-
♡ INSTRUCTIONS:
——————————————————-
The files will be delivered electronically within minutes of your order and payment. An email will be sent to the address you have associated with your Etsy account with a link for your download.
Due to different monitor calibrations note that colours may change slightly from monitors to print. Final print quality will depend on the type of printer and paper used.
For an amazing result get your Digital Art printed at any photo center, but you can also print it with your own home printer.
——————————————————-
♡ DISCLAIMER:
——————————————————-
TERMS OF USE / USER AGREEMENT:
• Only for personal use
• Not for commercial purposes
• Do not share or resell this file
• All designs remain Copyright of Mr. Duck’s Mystery Emporium
• By purchasing this listing, you agree to our user agreement and our policies
Thank you for your interest !!
*Mr. Duck’s Mystery Emporium*
See More Prints by Visiting Mystery Emporium
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Mile 23- Parody Fiction
Summary:
America is missing nine pounds of radioactive isotopes. Yeah, that shit is unlike America if you asked James. James Silver is part of an elite Special Opts unit of the CIA and is sent to the American Embassy in Thailand to extract an informant. He teams up with Alicia, Informant, and Colonel Malkovich Mayhem to go twenty three miles to a rendezvous extraction point. This is no Hollywood movie; well, not the way I tell it!
Movie Cliff Series:
This is a new series of books where I watch trailers for upcoming films and write a short story based on what is shown of the film in the preview. I parody clips and write satirical adaptations of what I think will occur. These stories are humorous and make fun of the tropes and repeated recipes that Hollywood serves us as well as find new ways of twisting the narrative and doing something brand new with it.
August 10, 2018
A YouTube Visit to Disney World
I hope you enjoyed. I’ll probably do a day two sometime soon, and take a spin on some more classics- SPACE MOUNTAIN!
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August 8, 2018
Venum, Parody Fiction
Summary:
Eddie Broccoli is a reporter. He came across a beautiful woman on the street and felt that she had a news worthy story somewhere under them clothes of hers. Following the two f%cking like prairie dogs, our pal Eddie finds himself with an S.T.D.; but, and that’s a big ‘ol but; like, a but that makes ya’ go, ‘Why me? Why me? Why me?’ Eddie’s STD becomes an entity; and an entity trying to take over. This stringy, black oil wants to bring the villain out in him; and, our boy Eddie, ain’t the only person exposed. Nope; Evil Dr. Bad has found himself the perfect career criminal to test the toxicity of this parasitic biological tar. Like any greatly written, and uniquely creative story, this test gets out of control.
This is a new series of books where I watch trailers for upcoming films and write a short story based on what is shown of the film in the preview. I write stupid shit of what I think will occur, and basically, just fuck up the whole Hollywood movie recipe in a new way that would never be shown in theaters because it isn’t the status quo.
About Bridget Chase
Bridget Chase is an American author. He was born in Houston Texas; studied art at the University of Texas San Antonio (bore) where he received his Bachelor of Fine Art. He was a school teacher for many years, but left because it sucked ass. Bridget currently resides in Boulder Colorado where he has an art studio and works everyday writing new stories and eating pizza.
