Bridget Chase's Blog, page 9
June 11, 2018
Bridget Chase Reads His Own Books; Episode 2 ‘The Devil’s Donut’
On this episode I read to you a delicious sugary treat, my book ‘The Devil’s Donut’. Afterwards, I rant for a little bit about the origin of Bridget as well as a little about the context of when I wrote the book.
If you want to read the book yourself, which would be super awesome because, one, that was the way it was intended to be consumed, and two, I have this pesky thing called a body and in America need money to keep it functioning. Go to Amazon to get your copy:
“I must Have This Fuckin’ Book!”
Summary: The Devil goes to a donut shop for breakfast, what he encounters is even more unnatural than hell itself. The Devil eats ‘said’ donut and is whisked away to bizarre land where he is greeted by tits and oiled curvy bodies. The ‘sugar stoned acid trip’ takes a sudden turn for the worst. It is a land which the creator of Hell itself would never call home.
“Hey, Author Guy, I Want To Watch Episode 1”
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June 10, 2018
Bridget Chase Reads His Own Book- Episode 1- The Loch Ness Monster Cures Aids
If you want to read it yourself, which would be super awesome because I need food and stuff, use the link below
https://www.amazon.com/Loch-Ness-Mons…
Summary: If bulging pecs and flexing biceps can’t cure Aids than the human race is f%$&ed. After Loch Ness’ daughter is kidnapped, nothing will stop him from getting her back. If curing Aids happens too, then welcome to Loch Ness’ typical Wednesday… Featuring: Guns, humor, sex, no stop action- Alyssa Milano, Rita Repulsa, Major General Franklin Kirby and Yvonne Strahovski, includes pop culture references like Star Wars Garbage Compacte, Van Damme, Jason Statham and Bon Jovi…[image error]
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June 7, 2018
1983- Excerpts from Bridget Chase’s Sci-Fi Book
Welcome my friends with infinite worlds tucked away inside their heads,
‘1983’ is a kick ass sci fi book by the baddest bitch around, me, Bridget Chase
Excerpt Slideshow
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Summary
Sylvester Stallone finds himself burdened by the task of writing the screenplay, ‘Stayin’ Alive’. A dark figure appears that claims to be able to help him create a masterpiece. Sly questions his sanity, but something larger seems to be invested in the future of the movie.
John Travolta, while waiting for the script to be finished, becomes infatuated with a women from his dreams. Every night while he sleeps, he sees her at a train station, but is unable to get close to her. During the day, to combat the growing heart ache, John loses himself to the pleasures of a Virtual Reality world.
Yvonne Strahovski works as an actress. ‘Neural Recorder’s have left her feeling empty in her work. Worse off, she nightly dreams about a man at a train station that she can never quite reach.
‘Stayin’ Alive’ premiered at American Theaters in 1983, but the real story behind its creation is ‘one’ hidden in the Hollywood shadows.
Want to read the book now? Read 1983 on your Kindle
Do you have another minute? Check out this book trailer…
Excerpts from Kindle Sci-fi Book ‘1983’
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Excerpt Slideshow
Click to view slideshow.
Summary
Sylvester Stallone finds himself burdened by the task of writing the screenplay, ‘Stayin’ Alive’. A dark figure appears that claims to be able to help him create a masterpiece. Sly questions his sanity, but something larger seems to be invested in the future of the movie.
John Travolta, while waiting for the script to be finished, becomes infatuated with a women from his dreams. Every night while he sleeps, he sees her at a train station, but is unable to get close to her. During the day, to combat the growing heart ache, John loses himself to the pleasures of a Virtual Reality world.
Yvonne Strahovski works as an actress. ‘Neural Recorder’s have left her feeling empty in her work. Worse off, she nightly dreams about a man at a train station that she can never quite reach.
‘Stayin’ Alive’ premiered at American Theaters in 1983, but the real story behind its creation is ‘one’ hidden in the Hollywood shadows.
Want to read the book now?
Do you have another minute? Watch a video
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September 15, 2017
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September 14, 2017
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September 13, 2017
Tired of Being Yourself?
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September 12, 2017
How thin is happiness?
Are tree branches happy being thin? I bet they are. But, then all the leaves would be sad; they are flat, not thin. Fingers must be much happier than toes? My toes are short and stumpy.
But, maybe, happiness isn’t thin, I bet it is about weight. Yes, then those toes and leaves can be just as happy as their counterparts. If ‘heavy’ were sadness, the greatest share would be left for the earth and all the heavenly bodies to bear.
If I lose weight, will happiness be more ready to find me? I bet I am just too ‘big’ to be as happy as I could be. Weight, you unkind bastard, keeping all that happiness away. Shame on you too gravity, for the sadness you bring to people. Your power steals all the happiness out of lives, we would be better off without you.
Oh happiness, for you, I will remove my legs. Yes, that is half my weight right there. While I am at it, I shall gain 3 lbs worth of happiness by removing my brain. Oh, what happiness might I find then?
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September 1, 2017
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August 30, 2017
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