Bridget Chase's Blog, page 10
August 27, 2017
Want the Perfect Life? Then Choose a Life of Control!
VR GODS can help.
Here at VR Gods, we custom build a virtual environment from your desires. There, you will live out your life in total bliss. You may ask, “Is it safe to live an entire life in virtual reality?” Yes it is! With our trained staff and VR Hibernation Pods (VRHP) regulating your biological processes, while you live out a virtual life, is not a problem.
In your custom built world, you are in charge, and you can control everything. Even how people feel about you.
Wanted that date with the perfect guy, but he never noticed you in real life? With VR GODS you can date, marry, and have children with this man. You can make him worship you and give you the love you have always wanted. If you tire of him, you may use the Instant Option Generator (IOG) to erase the life you had with him and start a new one with someone else. Everything is under your control, your age, your appearance, how others see and respond to you, life situations and environments that you live in.
Be a VR GOD and stop living a life of chaos and choose a life of control. All your new VR Life Friends (VRLF) will thank you for it, We guarantee it!
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August 26, 2017
Your Brain Doesn’t Have to be a Burden!
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Is your life too EXCitINg? Think the people with boring lives have it made? At Popula-Control we offer the chance to turn your mind off, let go of your hopes and dreams, and live in total ignorance of the significance of living. Following a small local injection we can remove your pesky brain and replace it with an ultra sleek, cutting edge synthetic brain. Your new synthetic brain will lack the necessary receptors and neurotransmitters required to have emotions, thoughts, or desires larger than biology!
Make your life great again! Have the best day at work because you won’t know what happiness is, or know what care is. Live in total mindlessness. Once you have had our first procedure you will be a candidate for our many other life improving procedures, like our newest innovation, Torso Reduction! A lot of your body is wasted space, make your life better by compacting all essential organs into your lower body. You will feel lighter and more at ease immediately.
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August 25, 2017
August 24, 2017
Want to know if you are an Artist?
ART is created by, and solely owned by, the UnITeDPOweRS OF heLIX SUppREssioN. You know someone making art? Call us and get a reward for turning them in. Art isn’t for the masses to make. Art is something that only the most distinguished and elite company can make. Don’t let the minds of your friends and families be spoiled by art made by a commoner. The world will become a terrible place if everyone were allow to make art. We cannot afford to let this behavior persist. We need your help in the abolishment of all art created outside of our authority. If you see art supplies, call the authorities immediately. See art on a wall or someone with a sketch pad? End their unlawful behavior!
At UnITeD POweRS OF heLIX SUppREssioN we ‘honor’ ART by refining and delivering it to you in a way that we know to be the most enjoyable and palatable. If our art influences you to our own desires, well, that is just a fortunate coincidence and was not planned by us at all. You don’t know art, WE DO! Stop the spread of individual ideas, and live a better tomorrow.
diSCLaIMEr: UniTEd pOWers oF hEliX SUpPResSion is not liable if tomorrow never comes, or if you choose to live a worse life by giving into your individual desires which have not been approved by the ‘stated company above’. The individual is responsible for any engagement with desires outside of the Formulated Corporate Statutes of Commercial Obedience (FCSCO).
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August 19, 2017
Action America- Free Kindle Book at Amazon 8/19 & 8/20
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Summary: A secret government research facility is destroyed. A genetic soldier will be tested. Amercia, played by the gorgeous and provocative Kristin Kreuk, is awoken from cryonic sleep. Hulk Hogan, played by the ‘now’ steroid injected James Franco, has amassed a mutant army to take control of Miami. CIA assassin Firefox, played by Emily Ratajkowski, enlist the only operative capable of taking apart this villainous gang.
Now enter all the action, combat, and sex appeal you can handle. One thing the military knows how to do, is dress their females in barely there uniforms. Join the in the nonstop violence.
August 16, 2017
FREE Book ‘Atomic Tomei’ by Bridget Chase
6,209 words/ 32 pages
Summary: An old Mel Gibson, lost to despair born from a fickle Hollywood, travels back in time to re write his own destiny. With the desire to be ‘King of Entertainment’ he plans to destroy California back in 1992. Christian Slater is a police officer assigned to stopping Mel’s destruction. During a raid, Christian follows Mel through a dimensional wormhole ‘back in time’ to 1992. With no hope of stopping Mel Gibson, Christian enlist the help of his past self, as well as the unstoppable power, Marissa Tomei, who has been quarantined to an underground bunker for the safety of mankind.
July 28, 2017
Free
Some are free at Amazon- Click cover to see summery
Make sure to check out all my 60+ titles.
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5 Free Bridget Chase books at Smashwords
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July 25, 2017
2 Free Books by Bridget Chase at Smashwords
I’ll probably add a few more ‘free ones’ soon, whom aren’t published exclusively with Amazon.
For now, to all those thirsty readers of free content, head over to my Smashwords Profile.
Or click image and go straight to book download page.
Enjoy, my friends
