Bridget Chase's Blog, page 4
August 22, 2018
Half Naked Cat Bitch- Parody Fiction
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Half Naked Cat Bitch, Kindle book (short story) by Bridget Chase
Liza is murdered; she is brought back by da’ magic of a cat. Now, she’s some super hero cat bitch thang with sexy powers. Will she find revenge? Or, just become a f&ckin’ cat coughin’ up them hairballs n’ shit?
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Bridget Chase is an American author who primarily specializes in humorous short stories. He was born in Houston Texas; studied art at the University of Texas San Antonio (bore) where he received his Bachelor of Fine Art. He was a school teacher for many years, but left because it sucked ass. Bridget currently resides in Boulder Colorado where he has an art studio and works everyday writing new stories and eating pizza.
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August 21, 2018
Full House and the Devil’s Thunderdome- Parody Fiction
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Full House and the Devil’s Thunderdome, Kindle book (short story) by Bridget Chase
After Stephanie is taken by a cult member of The Primordial Haven, the Full House Family comes to her rescue. The Devil may have some bent demons, but fucking family is more bad ass than Russel Crow in Gladiator. Yeah Bitches! Here comes the Tanner Family!
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About Bridget Chase
Bridget Chase is an American author who primarily specializes in humorous short stories. He was born in Houston Texas; studied art at the University of Texas San Antonio (bore) where he received his Bachelor of Fine Art. He was a school teacher for many years, but left because it sucked ass. Bridget currently resides in Boulder Colorado where he has an art studio and works everyday writing new stories and eating pizza.
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David Hasselhoff Rubs Some Bacon on It- Satire Fiction
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David Hasselhoff Rubs Some Bacon on It, Kindle book (short story) by Bridget Chase
When the Sun is nearing its ultimate destruction, one life guard will valiantly risk his own life to ride a shuttle to the sun in the hopes that rubbing some bacon on it will save mankind. He teams up with Pamela Anderson because big ‘ol GIMME! GIMME! tits always come in handy when dealing with the end of the WORLD! (tremble)
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About Bridget Chase
Bridget Chase is an American author who primarily specializes in humorous short stories. He was born in Houston Texas; studied art at the University of Texas San Antonio (bore) where he received his Bachelor of Fine Art. He was a school teacher for many years, but left because it sucked ass. Bridget currently resides in Boulder Colorado where he has an art studio and works everyday writing new stories and eating pizza.
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Muppet Chainsaw Massacre- Parody Fiction
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Muppet Chainsaw Massacre, Kindle book (short story) by Bridget Chase
*This short story is not for children. It is absurd and ridiculous*
The Sesame Street Family takes off, for the first time, and journeys to the outside world. They stop and stay at a Farm House Air BNB. The neighbors are a crazed murderous outcast family. Enter Leatherface and Sunday Morning Muppet Splatter Punk! Shee-it! These puppets were made for the teeth of a chainsaw.
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About Bridget Chase
Bridget Chase is an American author who primarily specializes in humorous short stories. He was born in Houston Texas; studied art at the University of Texas San Antonio (bore) where he received his Bachelor of Fine Art. He was a school teacher for many years, but left because it sucked ass. Bridget currently resides in Boulder Colorado where he has an art studio and works everyday writing new stories and eating pizza.
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August 20, 2018
Chopping Mall, Greatest Movie Ever?
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Jesus Opens a Taco Truck- Satire Fiction
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Jesus Opens a Taco Truck, Kindle Book (short story) by Bridget Chase
Sitting on the right hand of God can get boring. Jesus leaves Heaven against his father’s wishes in pursuit of a delicious taco. Jesus’ second coming proves unsatisfactory with his taste buds. He decides to open his own Taco Truck and do the culinary-thing right. But beware, when Jesus comes to earth the devil isn’t far behind. What does Jesus do when his taco treats began turning his customers into grotesque demons? Jesus better clean this mess up before his Father gets home from work!
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About Bridget Chase
Bridget Chase is an American author who primarily specializes in humorous short stories. He was born in Houston Texas; studied art at the University of Texas San Antonio (bore) where he received his Bachelor of Fine Art. He was a school teacher for many years, but left because it sucked ass. Bridget currently resides in Boulder Colorado where he has an art studio and works everyday writing new stories and eating pizza.
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August 19, 2018
The Wizard of Ozzy Osbourne: Parody Fiction
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The Wizard of Ozzy Osbourne, Kindle Book (short story) by Bridget Chase
Thinking about a mysterious woman from his past, Ozzy Osbourne pulls a deadly song from the bowls of the universe. Upon singing the catchy lyrics, our little Ozzy get swept away to a strange land. Sharon, his wife, sets out to find her missing husband with the help of twenty armed men..
In the new land, Ozzy’s song lyrics hold world changing powers. The Wicked Witch and other villains, plot to capture Ozzy; and use his powers.
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About Bridget Chase
Bridget Chase is an American author who primarily specializes in humorous short stories. He was born in Houston Texas; studied art at the University of Texas San Antonio (bore) where he received his Bachelor of Fine Art. He was a school teacher for many years, but left because it sucked ass. Bridget currently resides in Boulder Colorado where he has an art studio and works everyday writing new stories and eating pizza.
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August 18, 2018
Murder She Witnessed- Parody Fiction
Typing, murder, and an old lady with gusto; what could be more entertaining? A body is found at the park and the police are shocked when Jessica Fletcher announces that person to be dead; and, not only dead, but dead by MURDER- DUN-DUN-DUUUN!. The police are ill-equipped to handle such matters outside of brewing coffee but this old lady is the perfect b&tch for the job. Oh, and the timing was perfect because Hustler Magazine had an opening in their publication for a new, naughty story; and, our Sit ‘n Be Fit hero was an author ready to write some new sh$t!
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About Bridget Chase
Bridget Chase is an American author who primarily specializes in humorous short stories. He was born in Houston Texas; studied art at the University of Texas San Antonio (bore) where he received his Bachelor of Fine Art. He was a school teacher for many years, but left because it sucked ass. Bridget currently resides in Boulder Colorado where he has an art studio and works everyday writing new stories and eating pizza.
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August 17, 2018
Digital Print-Recess, Terminator/ Time Bandits Mashup Disaster
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Time Bandits/ Terminator Movie Mashup feat. Recess & Mary and Susan Test (Johnny Test) Digital print 8x10inches instant download
Get your art print at my etsy shop Mystery Emporium
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Description
Time Bandits/ Terminator Movie Mashup Adventure featuring the Crew from Recess and Mary & Susan Test from Johnny Test; oh, and also Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Total Recall face as the floating head of God.
Digital print 8×10 inches Instant download
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– 1x high resolution (300 dpi) JPEG file – size 8×10 inches
– 1x high resolution (300 dpi) PNG file – size 8×10 inches**** This item is a DIGITAL download item, NO PHYSICAL item will be shipped to your address. ****
**Your purchase does not include a frame or mat, or any other framing-related materials. **► Please read the instructions below before purchasing the product ◄
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The files will be delivered electronically within minutes of your order and payment. An email will be sent to the address you have associated with your Etsy account with a link for your download.
Due to different monitor calibrations note that colours may change slightly from monitors to print. Final print quality will depend on the type of printer and paper used.
For an amazing result get your Digital Art printed at any photo center, but you can also print it with your own home printer.
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Thank you for your interest !!
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Robo Kong- Satire Fiction
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Robo Kong, Kindle Book (short story) by Bridget Chase
Robo Kong is HERE! And, he is ready to protect and serve. Robo Kong’s Uncle appears from an inter-dimensional wormhole and enlists Kong’s help in saving an ancient forest and doing something that involves mustard, for the betterment of all mankind.
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About Bridget Chase
Bridget Chase is an American author who primarily specializes in humorous short stories. He was born in Houston Texas; studied art at the University of Texas San Antonio (bore) where he received his Bachelor of Fine Art. He was a school teacher for many years, but left because it sucked ass. Bridget currently resides in Boulder Colorado where he has an art studio and works everyday writing new stories and eating pizza.
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