Rob Thurman's Blog: The Reaver Report, page 60

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09:59 hey, if it eases the sorrow, grind on @marjoriemliu There's so much wrong with this headline.RT @raykwong China bans lap dances at funerals? #

13:53 And in Deathwish I stomp on your fingers @NeverWanderer finished the third Nightlife novel @Rob_Thurman ended it on a FUCKING CLIFFHANGER!! #

17:18 It was released...last March. 3/2009. @HollyBerryBelle bandages my fingers and waits (im)patiently for Deathwish...

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15:04 Go forth, beloved minions and VOTE: Sawney Beane has been nominated 4 Vilest Villain at BBB bittenbybooks.com/?p=13065 #

15:04 Munchable! JackieUhrmacher @Rob_Thurman's Sawney Beane is up for Vilest Villain at @bittenbybooks! Go vote for that cannibalistic bastard! #

15:06 Bought lotto ticket. Have you seen the winners on the Lotto site?? It should be www.mullet dot com. Hope they spend that jack at the...

T-shirt Giveaway (Contest Now Closed)

Okay, boys and girls (...well, boys who want to give a girl a present), I have one damn awesome T-shirt to give away. You don't have to vote (previous post) for Sawney as this is a prize not everyone will want. I passed a Buckle the other day that was having a sale and saw the perfect Cal or Trixa series T-shirt (luckily...again....on sale as Buckle is frigging ridiculous.) It's a black short sleeve T, medium (but this is Buckle, so a medium is really a small for grown ups...grin), with two ...

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10:08 Because you not-so-secretly hope she'll stab someone in the eye with scissors @mark_henry Oh Tabatha's Salon Takeover, why I loves you so? #

10:52 HA! @shitmydadsays The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out. #

13:05 Yeah, had that prob with suitcase nukes @shilohwalker hitting the search engines about? How dispose of a human...

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13:37 returned River to Vegas, where free-range Elvi roam and are more tasty than their unfortunate caged brethren. #

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09:37 Made mistake of walking through YA aisle at store. An infinity of vampire books. At the end of the aisle I was so anemic I passed out. #

09:41 I woke up to a goth-looking teen with braces gnawing on my neck. Any vampiric orthodontist know how long a braces/fang hickey will last? #

09:43 Men Who Stare at Goats: renter not theater. Two cloven hooves down. Some funny, but not enough to justify the second...

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09:05 #FF @lisashearin @marjoriemliu @dianapfrancis @mark_henry @shilohwalker @liketheriver1 @katrchrdson #

09:09 It's *so* hard to be beautiful in high school. #

09:10 And it's *so* hard to have a hot vampire boyfriend (except for the icy penis...no blood flow=penisicle) #

09:12 & it's *so* *so* *hard* that no one gets how *hard* it is, fighting yet submitting to a forbidden love...all while studying for a math...

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13:24 Drinking mango milkshakes with River from Vegas. That's right, bitches. Mango! That's how we bad-ass monster killers roll. #

13:50 And cowbell, because I got a fever, baby, and the prescription is more cowbell! @mark_henry You are truly metal, with your mango-ness. #

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09:56 Today, in the vernacular of my youth, sucks donkey dicks. The dicks of vampiric, blood sucking donkeys, but it sucks them all the same. #

10:45 We're going to tear this mother down! @liketheriver1 under departure screen 4 plug to download images for new comic Off to see @rob_thurman #

12:01 cheer up! U *made* the list. agree tho'.Nothing like a poll 2 make u feel like shit @katrchrdsn *sigh* another...

Pretend to Vote

That's right. Can't officially vote, but you can unofficially  vote in the comment section for Goodfellow and me...or Salome, Delilah, Zeke, and me.

http://bittenbybooks.com/?p=12778

Why always the NYT#1 sellers? They surely don't need any help. Why not show some love for we who struggle, goddamn it? But *be* polite, drop a comment here too, and I'll enter you in the book contest.

Partying with my best bud from W to Sun, so shall be scarce. Hey, maybe I'll pick up an application at Wal-Mart. Hea...