Rob Thurman's Blog: The Reaver Report, page 58

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00:33 Anti-Spongebob Brigade has risen! Cal & Spongebob in a caged death match! Although I fully support Bob and Patrick's right to undersea love. #

00:35 Yes,I have insomnia.Here is the punchline 2 favorite filthy nursing home joke: but son I only get it up once a month.I fall down every day. #

00:37 If you know the rest of the joke, I name you King/Queen/Lizard God Emperor of the night. Now, back to the...

The Cal Leandros Spongebob Vendetta

Many may be unaware that there has been a long-standing feud between Cal and Spongebob. There was a bathtub, some soap, and perhaps a starfish flushed down the toilet. Cal was five...cut him some slack. But NO. Spongebob will not let it go. Seventeen years later he still haunts the sewers (and equally damp places) in search of his vengeance. ThePinkEgoBox was fortunate enough to have caught a picture of this grim and bitter vendetta in action.


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Presents

Thanks to Heather and Anaquana and anonymous for the X-mas pressies! Good stuff! If anyone else is overcome with the need to give me something (besides Seth Green), consider my favorite rescue (look to the right column for Northern Lights) and perhaps donate a buck or two to them (they have paypal.) They at most times board or foster close to 80 dogs to save them from death at the shelters, not to mention the expensive surgeries (as my sponsor dog Jonah required). The abandoned, abused, and l...

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09:52 Tonight: Dexter *and* Alice. Recording Alice. If I don't have a heart attack and die during Dexter (and I may), then I can watch Alice. #

09:54 writers:I'm writing Cal 6 & a stand alone novel (uncontracted)& both have radically different styles.It's making my brain cramp.Suggestions? #

10:55 Maybe...Cal is very Rage Against the Machine and Jack is more Little Big Town @tasmin21 @Rob_Thurman Maybe try certain ...

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14:00 Done holiday shopping (Buddhists love presents too...esp not very good, material Buddhists). But a here's a thought if you're not finished.. #

14:02 Carnivale. A series I'm sure most know from some years back. Two seasons. As I watched it then, my thoughts were this: 1) this is boring... #

14:03 Carnivale cont. 2) this is boring & depressing. Kudos 3) I hate the main character 4) still boring 5) Whoa, now...

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09:19 #ff @jackiekessler @shilohwalker @majoriemliu @liketheriver1 @shitmydadsays @mark_henry @lisashearin @luciennediver @katrchrdsn #

12:56 No but she's big enough 2 ride like a pony when the end days come & we run out of gas @TezMillerOz @Rob_Thurman Planning on eating that dog? #

12:58 As @Mark_Henry is whacking off to steampunk porn, Thinkgeek has Steampunk T-shirts...skeletons or wings. Steampunk your ass...

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09:46 you and five other people! Spread the damn word!! @fanlitfrankly I love your Cal Leandros series. #

09:48 Yes @jackiekessler your guess about Goodfellow is correct! But you can't tell *anyone*. It's an arc from Roadkill to Book 6 #

13:17 HA! Study finds that there are NO college males that have not seen porn. NONE. Tsk Horny devils. tinyurl.com/ylz5924 #

13:32 How Goodfellow deals with it is...heh heh...

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10:11 In the Biblical sense? Or in the morning wood sense? @mark_henry I am risen. #

18:00 For gamers and fans of elves *or* non-elf fans. It's debatable. Penny-Arcade never lets me down: www.penny-arcade.com/comic/ #

18:38 Some days :( @NeverWanderer Nice 2 see Nightlife get some recognition 1 of thefew books I picked up that completely satisfied & surprised me #

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13:14 Vote 4 Deathwish (under duo urban fantasy cover) url2it.com/bljr Disappointed the Cal series didn't make the cut. Chris rocks :( #

13:15 Absolute total complete literary crisis of faith. #

13:18 Fan suggested I add 'graphic' sex to my books. Does that mean when Niko and Promise have sex they leave the light on? #

13:34 doesn't that ruin the resell value of your graphic novels? :> @mark_henry It means they ...

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12:38 Talented, amiable, cheerful John Lithgow is FREAKING ME THE HELL OUT on Dexter. #

12:44 Well, spread that love! @kathleenfoucart Reading "Nightlife" by @Rob_Thurman... I think I'm in love with a "monster" #

13:18 Testify! @mark_henry Save Amanda Feral bit.ly/7B8r76 #

14:29 congrats to @marjoriemliu too for making B&N Best Paranormal of 2009! Hey, is there a best Urban? Has Urban and Paranormal merged? #

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