Doug Ward's Blog, page 27
March 6, 2017
Ward's Words #1048
Isn't it odd that Caesar salad originated in Mexico?
March 5, 2017
Ward's Words #1046
We, the fine people at Ward’s Words, have developed a new breakfast cereal called Tweeties. The new presidential treat that usually spells out fake news.
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March 2, 2017
Ward's Words #1044
We, at Ward's Words (formerly Ward's Laws) have been working on a mouthguard to protect one's mouth from the razor sharp Captain Crunch effect. Titanium is useless against the abrasive fiberglass texture of this breakfast food.
February 28, 2017
Ward's Words #1043
I was thinking about the young actress who played the little girl in the original Night of the Living Dead. I wonder how her acting career panned out?
February 26, 2017
Ward's Words #1041
I recently got my debit card skimmed by some criminal. They cleaned me out. That’s right, they got twenty-five dollars.
February 25, 2017
Ward's Words #1038
I resent the fact that pet shops feel it’s cute to associate dogs peeing and fireplugs. They should at least provide firefighters with wet naps.
February 24, 2017
Ward's Words #1036
I can relate to Leonardo DeCaprio's character from the Revenant. I too was the victim of a bear attack. Specifically, it was a Kuala bear. I knew wearing Vicks Vaporub to the zoo was tempting fate. The attack lasted 2 days and spanned a distance of roughly 4 feet. During which I was able to binge on the last season of The Big Bang Theory and I visited my mom. Twice. Although the scars of his sluggish claws will vanish over time I'll forever carry the image of this terrifying event.
February 22, 2017
Ward's Words #1035
Shouldn’t the LA Lakers somehow be associated with a lake? Even vaguely…
February 21, 2017
Ward's Words #1032
I was thinking about taking up running but then I read a report that outlined the correlation between exercise and hip and knee replacements. That's why my new regime is going to be a completely sedentary lifestyle. If I can't reach it I don't need it.
