Doug Ward's Blog, page 15
October 13, 2017
Ward's Words #1090
I was in the bookstore and saw a rack of moleskine notebooks. Does anyone care how many moles had to die for the luxury of having a notebook?
October 12, 2017
Ward's Words #1088
The Equifax breech that exposed nearly half of American’s personal information isn’t a joke. The fact that they are offering only 1 year of free credit monitoring is the joke. Expose me for life, then profit off of your mistake is no way to compensate someone who never authorized you to handle their information in the first place.
October 10, 2017
Ward's Words #1086
For those of you using Kaspersky software to keep your computer safe, how does it feel to be using a Russian company to secure your privacy?
October 5, 2017
Ward's Words #1082
I really don’t want to be like Mike. Just say’en.
October 4, 2017
Ward's Words #1080
I hate when I ask Siri a question and she directs me to a web page. I asked you a question because I was too lazy to Google it in the first place.
October 3, 2017
Ward's Words #1079
I started to eat a lot more goldfish crackers because my doctor told me that I needed more Omega 3 fatty acids in my diet so he suggested I eat more seafood.
October 2, 2017
Ward's Words #1077
I wonder if Michael J. Fox ever looked at Meredith Baxter-Birney and thought, ”Man, my TV mom’s hot!”
October 1, 2017
Ward's Words #1074
Moscow Mules make a drink look really cool, that is, if you don’t mind copper poisoning. Maybe I should switch back to pewter.
September 29, 2017
Ward's Words #1072
Ahhhh… The start of a new school year. I’m buying clothes and supplies featuring Spider-man. I’m pretty sure it’ll be better than my Hello Kitty debacle of last year.
September 28, 2017
Ward's Words #1071
When I go to the bathroom it’s usually a major mathematical problem. The amount of ply per square divided by ply thickness, with a quilted vs non-quilted variable, equals the distance of hand to poo ratio.
