MJ Codename: ♕Duchess♕ > Recent Status Updates

I don’t think Simon has anything to do with the photos and murders but fuck is he a gaslighting asshole.

Calling it now - Adam is the sociopath and his mother does what she can to chase everyone off before they discover how much of a sociopath he really is.

Sandie is working way too hard to get us to not like Pammie and it’s coming off as desperation.

Curious to see where the snapping point is tho. All the tropes are there. When’s the murder?

“We’ve been together a month. What do you mean you won’t introduce me to your mother?? ITS BEEN A MONTH!”

Slow your role, woman. ITS BEEN A MONTH! Ffs.

I feel no sympathy for Nora. She’s pretty pathetic.

As much as I’d like to stay up and finish this, Nutty Nora will have to wait until tomorrow.

“Hi, I’m totally implicated in my ex-husband’s and former mistress now turned wife’s murder so I’m going to come out here and talk to you, the press, even though I was repeatedly told not to talk to anyone.”

Jfc, this woman seriously is a fucking idiot.

Jesus fuck, Nora, you’re a fucking idiot.

1) you NEVER go to the police station when there isn’t a reason to do so. They can talk to you at your house or at the station AFTER your lawyer has met you there, not before.

2) YOU NEVER LET THE COP DRIVE YOU TO THE STATION TO DO AN INTERVIEW.

How fucking stupid IS this bitch? Jfc.

So, I’m going to guess that “Phin” is actually Harry and he probably killed everyone which I’m 100% okay with because David is/was a fucking sociopath…

Jesus fuck… I trust “Frank” more than I trust the psycho Derry. That woman is 15 shades of YIKES.

OMFG, YOU'RE BOTH IDIOTS.

I’m beginning to think this chick is a psychopath.

I couldn’t careless about Primrose. She’s vapid, obnoxious, self-cantered and I just couldn’t give two shits about her story.

I kind of just want to skip this one and go to Percy’s book. That one has to at least be interesting…

I apparently read 93% of this book a few years ago and I remember one of this. Mostly likely, I listened to it on audio while doing other things but yeah… nothing is ringing a bell.

Jesus fucking Christ I’m just over halfway through and I am so fucking sick of reading about Constance. I don’t care anymore. This book needs to be 150 pages shorter and just get the fuck on with it, for fucks sake.

It really is time for Rachel to grow the fuck up. I’m so sick of her bullshit. All she does is make the lives of everyone around her that more difficult because she refuses to pull her head out of her ass and do what is necessary.

Sorry, Kim, but after 15 books - enough is enough.

“Why could t geeks speak regular English?”

Because, Eve, you’re as basic as a person can get. Don’t shit on other people just because their intelligence is higher than yours will ever be.

Really… people are “quaking” in Eve’s presence? Shut the fuck up.

Jesus can Eve be anymore of a bitch? It’s not even endearing. It’s pathetic.

This story was pretty damn good until towards the end when Eve managed to get a warrant based on the killer using the name of a character from her grandmother’s film.

Fuck off with that shit. No judge in their right mind would sign off on some bullshit like that when there is zero evidence that this person is the murderer other than “gut feeling”.