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Percy really is the best character of this series. With Arsenic in a close second.

I’m pretty sure a 12 year old wrote that letter.

I am so sick of Eve talking down to Peabody and making Peabody question her own intelligence just so Eve can be the smartest person in the room.

Just more proof on how selfish and pathetic Eve really is. She knows she’s not that smart so she’ll do what she can to make people feel inferior.

Omg. Nora, who doesn’t know what obstruction of justice means LITERALLY just wrote that Eve can have a Doctor’s license taken away cause the Dr.‘s mom committed sucked after her husband died.

HOLY SHIT THATS NOT HOW THINGS WORK. Does Nora actually research her novels or is she just making shit up at this point for the luls?

Holy shit you can tell Nora doesn’t understand what obstruction of justice actually means.

Eve just ruined camping for Peabody because Eve can’t understand why people think things are fun.

She literally just ruined something that gave her partner enjoyment and happy memories, especially as a child.

And you people are okay with this? Why doesn’t anyone call Robb out on Eve’s manipulation and narcissism? This woman is not a role model.

OMG THEIR MOMMY HAD DEMENTIA SO HES TOTALLY KIDNAPPING WOMEN TO LIVE OUT HIS MOMMY FANTASIES.

Jesus fuck how does she not pull a muscle with that fucking reach.

$10 Eve isn’t going to apologise for her bullshit hyper-fixation, once again, on the wrong person, simply cause they had the balls to care about someone other than themselves.

Which is something Eve sorely lacks in her life. She can’t see the world outside of her own ego and no, I don’t care what happened in her childhood.

She’s a case study for why broken AF people don’t deserve to be in law enforcement.

No, Eve, you’re trying to make it work cause you’re basically a shit cop who would be nothing without her husbands deep AF pockets and raging PTSD that should have kept you from getting a badge in the first place.

Even needs to stop pretending she’s intelligent. It’s not a good look on her.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT SEE THIS PLACE IS A CULT. OMFG.

Mothers like Claudia are the reason forced sterilisation is a thing. Holy fuck.

Jfc, EVERYONE in this book is emotionally abusive AF, INCLUDING Claudia.
This is like 50 Shades of Stepford Wives: The Narcissistic Years.

And I don’t mean that in an interesting way, either. How Claudia is ignoring every red flag being thrown at her is beyond me but Henry would legit do better in foster care…

Yikes this writing is terrible. I have a feeling it’s going to be a skip to the end and DNF…

I was 50/50 on that twist but I suspected it. I still think the father is a scumbag for other glaringly obvious reasons - like keeping his daughter in that house…

I knew it had something to do with the neighbour but I didn’t expect that.

That just leaves one other person who could be involved - the goddaughter.

The dad is without a doubt a massive scumbag but I honestly don't believe he's the one willing to put his daughter or granddaughter's life on the line. Someone else is at play in all of this.
It's not Mark. I doubt it's Simon. That only leaves the neighbor and the goddaughter as suspects.

One prediction so far is correct.

Time to start Part 2.

I wonder if the dad is actually alive and in hiding?

Just have to wait to find out although I’m itching to skip to the end.

If Neil isn’t in on it (and I think he is) Melissa definitely has to be. I’ll be more surprised if she isn’t.

I can’t see it being Simon. I *can* see it being Justin. And if he’s not working alone, it’s definitely with Melissa’s husband.

I bet it's Isaac

I’m just hoping Matt isn’t involved with any of this. Or Justin. I’m okay with it being Simon since he’s a major twat rocket.