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I really need to go to bed but I really want to finish this but I really do need sleep cause I think I’m getting a cold.

I really need to go buy this book. Holy fuck.

So… Gabriel is hot.

740 pages. This is going to be the longest book I’ve read this year and is probably going to take me a while to get through it.

I was going to start another book until I realised this was waiting for me from the library.

I really hope this one doesn’t suck but looking at the fact she literally has been publishing one book a month over the last year has me worried that the quality is going to quickly go down hill.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. THEY’RE TRYING TO KILL YIU. THEY ARE INJURED. FUCKING KEAVE THEM THERE. HOLY SHIT, I HOPE SHE DIES NEXT.

They’re trying to kill you and all you can ask yourself when they fall and crash is if they, the person trying to kill you, is wearing a helmet. Wtactualf

THEY LITERALLY ASKED YOU IF YOU HAD SKIED BEFORE YOU BLOODY PSYCHOPATH.

Such a bullshit reason to kill three innocent people 😆😆😆

Yes, let’s just text out who the killer is and not out the phone on silent. Jfc, all these people are dumber than fucking rocks.

Omg this book is so long and forever taking.

“All I wanted was to be left alone.”

THATS NOT A REASON TO KILL PEOPLE YOU SELFISH ASSHOLE.

“I randomly followed this boy home from school and I thought he didn’t notice but he did and he called me a weirdo”

BITCH YOU WERE STALKING.

Ware is so desperate to make you think someone else is the killer that it makes it glaringly obvious who the killer truly is.

It’s really not that difficult to destroy a hard drive.

The whole premise of this book is “rich people bad”

HOW AM I NOT 50% THROUGH THIS BOOM YET???????????

Wait, wait, wait. You’re going to tell me you could hear someone going into a room but not a laptop being smashed to pieces??

Right.

I’m sorry but you’re going to tell me a resort that’s right on the avalanche line isn’t going to have multiple two-way radios??

Bullshit.

*OMG SOMEONE ASKED ME HOW I AM. HOW DO I ANSWER????*

There is literally no reason to start every chapter off with Snoop IDs. It adds no value to the story and is honestly a waste of ink.

Finally. The murder begins. And if it wasn’t already obvious who the killer is in the beginning, it’s obvious now.

I don’t for once second believe Liz is an inexperienced skier.

“OMG, IM TOO AFRAID TO SAY YES BECAUSE MONEY. OMG. I CANT BREATHE. I CANT FUNCTION.”
Blah blah fucking blah. Wow, Liz is pathetic.

12 million pounds or nothing from a bankrupt company.

Sorry, but loyalty can only go so far.

Omg, this dumbass is afraid of earning money. IM CRYING. What the hell even is this trash? This book is terrible. Nothing is happening. How much longer to the murder starts? I’m barely into the book and even I know this should have been a short story. I don’t care about the company, the ridiculous music app, or really even about the characters.
This reeks of Intro to Writing material.

Can this book move ANY fucking slower?