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I LOVE INEJ AND KAZ SO MUCH I HATE THEM. THEY WILL PUT A FRIGGIN OCEAN BETWEEN THEM BEFORE THEY'D ADMIT THEIR OWN DAMN FEELINGS

Ayyyy that's two of the idiots that needed to kiss each other and was it g l o r i o u s and adorable

Never did I ever think I'd cry over Wylan but my eyes did tear up a little. If ur dad tried to murder you and put your mother in an asylum that'd suck quite badly.

"Matthias looked like someone had given him a tuba full of puppies" is a sentence of art by itself

Kaz brekker would crawl his way to his beloved. And I'm crawling to my grave

'"Curse you and all your saints," he said to no one at all, then realised he was smiling.' That one time inej used his obsession over her to trick him. And only she could make him smile :')

Kaz: we need inej because we get our money
Nina: wE nEEd iNEj bEcAuSe wE gEt oUr mOnEy

A way you know a book starts off well is if Kaz has just broken into a house butstill stops to rub doggy bellies

The Evangeline/elane dynamic is.... weird. It still feels like it came out of nowhere.

Fiiiinnnaaalllyyyy action again. If there's one thing this book has an issue with, it's pacing. And then the few kisses there are are described TOO quickly!!(i didn't mean it like thatttt)

Hnnnnnghhhhh ok I'll admit the only reason I read the first book was for the romance that this silly girl is now denying herself #teamburningboi call me basic

When your pining has been about as subtle as a stampeding rhino but your best friend loves one (1) burning boi #press F for respects

They had me in the first half, not gonna lie 😅😂 twists like that turn a good book into a THRILLING book.

Mare , you're INSUFFERABLE. You somehow manage to feel sorry for dead people you helped murder yet can't muster up the empathy for sabotaging the guy you just made out with 2 nights ago. Look who's the immature one!

Oh, swoon, swoon..... the simmering tension.... the brooding muscly mountain..... this woman knows how to write

Seriously?? They can't find him so they just leave him behind?? They're too prejudiced against him to even care to talk about him?? Either that or they're so wrapped up in themselves, which is ewww. Their romance is basically nonexistent even when I'm being told it's there.

I swear, Jelindel and Daretor are driving me up the wall, erhvisrvksrkuhvaryhcsgyorv

Damn. Really wanted to see more of that guy.... I think the casual way of writing when some characters get killed gets on my nerves a bit. :/

"He was like a closed book with an intriguing title in a locked glass case" 😝😝😝

Waiting until 20 metres up a foremast on a ship in the freezing rain to girl talk, yes, I think it's quite safe you won't be heard 👏🏻

OHHHH SNAP well.... of all the things... AWKWARD POOR KID

I smell the whiffs of a ship...

😂 so the key to getting a fit body is to just have daretor soul transfer into it

😂 so the key to getting a fit body is to just have daretor soul transfer into it

Aha.... I think I know who this mysterious Larachel is..... and if he refused to let Jel patch him up then maybe he's hiding a certain incriminating tattoo 🤔

Aha.... I think I know who this mysterious Larachel is..... and if he refused to let Jel patch him up then maybe he's hiding a certain incriminating tattoo 🤔

"Friendship is not a science, Mud Boy. Just forget about your massive brain for one minute and do what you feel is right."
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"It may interest you to know that your chosen human name, Belinda, means "beautiful snake." Also rather fitting. Half of it, at any rate."

ARTY YOU SAVAGE YES 😂

I just feel that in *those* scenes, there's a really, really weird choice of words.

Ironically, I can't seem to put into words how it made me feel

I just feel that in *those* scenes, there's a really, really weird choice of words.

Ironically, I can't seem to put into words how it made me feel