Steph > Status Update

I just feel that in *those* scenes, there's a really, really weird choice of words.

Ironically, I can't seem to put into words how it made me feel

Oh sweet heavens, it's over

It's over

I am forever scarred

This is so bad, I've read fan fiction that was less cringey than this scene

It's just very weird wording and is just so

*shudders*

AAAHHHH OWWW MY EYES MY EYES TOO MUCH TOO MUCH WHEN WILL IT STOP SARAH WHY THE FRICK DO YOU THINK THAT READS WELL??? WHY???? WHYYY????????

I CANT READ THIS WITHOUT COVERING MY EYES BUT WITH COVERING MY EYES I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING


I just don't get this. I just don't get this. Whyyyyyy.

Jeeeealousy.... 🌚🌚

HOW LONG CAN YOU TWO IDIOTS STARE AT EACH OTHERS' MOUTHS AND CALL THAT PLATONIC

"Flirting with him, fighting with him... it was easy. Fun. Maybe I deserved both of those things."

YES YOU DO FEYRE

YOU CERTAINLY DO

"I took in that half grin, the chest I might have suggested I'd lick and had avoided looking at the past four days, and halted a healthy distance away."
Are you suggesting, Feyre, that if you get any closer to that glorious body that you won't be able to control yourself? 🌚🌚😆😆

I just had a thought. Since the high fae are still fertile, doesn't that mean the women have their periods forever?? Dear lord.... a moment of silence for them

"There's the Feyre I adore" 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊