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So 100 years in the future a bot was engineered to look like a photo someone had bought off facebook? Because FACEBOOK is selling 100 year old profile pictures of people? XD omg, I'm dying.

"She could taste a nuanced ethical understanding of the patent system all over his body." Correction: this is tumblr porn.

I can't believe she mentioned yaoi when this is supposed to be hundreds of years in the future. And the phrase "Jack hardly noticed through the distortion field of her own depression"...this is starting to feel like tumblr vomit.

lol, Monsanto is an evil corporation with slaves, there was a whole thing about robot pronouns, and there's an "Arcata solar farm." XD I can't.

This book sucks XD

Whee, communism.

Baby sitting an abomb, alone, at night, during a thunderstorm knowing static can accidentally detonate it...dude sits there reading a book of funny stories. Nuclear physicists man.

Baby sitting an abomb, alone, at night, during a thunderstorm knowing static can accidentally detonate it...dude sits there reading a book of funny stories. Nuclear physists man.

This book is really repetitive.

I feel confused by the tone of this book. In the beginning there are a few tips that seem kind of unethical, and now near the end it's all about making the world a better place?

Rick is the worst.

Oh man, I wonder how much money he made just for suggesting all these services by all these companies in this book.

These books are exhausting to read because they weigh 10lbs each.

But I finally get to find out who the fuck Negan is.

Note to self: write a book about the awesome power of saying no.

read all the books! Mostly the celebrity memoirs. Fuck it.

I was trying to figure out why this book was robbing me of my will to live and then I realized like omg, this is just too many resources to ever look at.

The irony of this book is the amount of work it asks you to do XD Obvs, I need to hire a personal assistant to do it for me, and then they will quit because they know too much. This is an impossible situation.

I think every horrible boss I've ever had has read this book. (Don't judge me, hoopla doesn't have very many audiobooks to choose from and I'm an audiobook addict. I need something to listen to while I do while I clean the apartment.)

Jesus, how did this go on for so long?

They're getting attacked by zombies in the snow but I thought they commented in compendium one that the zombies don't come around in winter (I assume because they freeze.) Consistency man.

This is the walking dead:

"Rick, trust your instincts. You always do the right thing. We trust you."

"Rick, what the fuck are you doing? Are you insane?"

Rinse, repeat.

spoiler alert: omg, one of the "doctors" seeing the girls turned out to have a doctorate in philosophy, not medicine...Philosophy majors are the worst. XD

Why does everyone always praise Rick for "being a leader" and "doing the right thing?" What are these pep talks? Who would follow this guy? He's a lame protagonist. Not nearly as bad as on the show, but still.

mmm, alpha radiation.

I think what I'm learning here is that when catastrophe strikes and we all die, the mormons will repopulate the earth.

I didn't expect this book to talk about Mormons at length XD

I feel like this book is pretty alarmist, but I did just see an article like two days ago about a security firm discovering hackers have been accessing computers in power plants and not doing anything other than gathering info and seeing how far they can get and nobody knows who these hackers are.

Goddamn it, I practically had to get into a fist fight with a librarian to get a copy of this book and YOU CAN JUST DOWNLOAD IT FROM THE AUTHOR'S WEBSITE FOR FREE.

Why am I so dumb?

I'd love it if they put regular gasoline in something and it didn't work.

yep, I still want Rick and Lori to die.

So far it's just like the show, if you removed everything that makes me absolutely hate it. Thank fuck.