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The heroine is hilarious. I’m really liking this.

This is not making any sense whatsoever. Her "problem" with guys is such an excuse - she's afraid her vagina is deformed? Who told her that vaginas were pieces of art? And he fell for her so quickly after just breaking up with his gf!! I'm soo tempted to DNF this - I'll take a break before I decide."

These two moved SO FAST. First they were both like “I want to bone you but that doesn’t mean I want anything else from you besides friendship and orgasms.” Then fast forward a few days and one hookup and they are both like “OMG, s/he’s the gal/guy for meeee.” WTH peeps!

Why did he let the woman provoke him? She was obviously trying to be mean. Just do a Monalisa smile and let the woman spew her venom!

“A life without carbs is a stupid life.” Hahaha! I’m liking this guy.

I just keep starting books one after the other...

Squeezing a suspect by the balls while he’s handcuffed because he said something nasty is police brutality. Being a woman doesn’t excuse you.

This woman met this guy 3 days ago and now she wants to run away with him when the guy is in so much trouble with the law? WTH?

So boring.

"His interest in me is obviously not that strong or he wouldn't be thinking about this job first."

What a spoiled, little bitch! You can tell she's never had to worry about money a day in her life when she thinks a person should put THEIR FUCKING JOB above a hookup!!!

I think I'll DNF it...

Gosh this got so maudlin so fast!

I hate heroines who don’t talk and just run away...

This is getting too maudlin.

If you like a guy but he doesn’t want anything to do with you, don’t agree to be friends. You’d be torturing yourself and not moving on as you should. Maybe you can be friends after you’re over the guy but not while you are still into him.

I laughed so hard after they recounted what happened at the bachelor party. Priceless!

Good for you, Gigi. What's good for the goose and all that. Now he'll know what she felt.

Dude, you made everything worse. What she did was bad but you took it to the next level.

So the wedding happened off-page but we have to listen to paragraphs describing a hotel? You can tell that Kleypas wanted to show off her research. So freaking boring.

I dislike Pandora more and more. It’s all about her, her, HER! I also hate these uneven books where one person does all the work to make the other one happy.

Pandora is so annoying - 21 going on 12. Not sure if I will be able to finish.

Oh I remember the murderer for this one. Totally enjoying the setup and the crumbs Dame Christie is dropping...

Is this guy Aspy? Because otherwise, I don’t get his attitude.

“That she can reform a rake,” said Poirot, “has always been one of woman’s dearest illusions!”

“...the whole subject matter of the classics is very unsuitable for clergymen. So much incest, and all those statues with nothing on—not that I mind that myself but you know what clergymen are.”

Some of these characters are so funny. 😂

Some stories are better than others...

I really don’t like this woman. Who the hell pushes her parents away in the moment when she needs help the most? Isn’t she even thinking of how this will burden her friends?

This book is giving me some anxiety - I'm sure it will be one of those where you "pick your own ending".

So now we're hearing the justification for the hookup in life #1 during a conversation in life #2. It was still a stupid thing to do, dude, specially when you still have feelings for her. You knew it would get back to her!

And now that we know what happened in life #1, we know what can separate them in life #2.

So he goes out to see her and because she leaves early, he hooks up with another? Hell, no. Women are not interchangeable.