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"You were too blind to see Tamlin's curse"

Well that's unfair. You mean the one no could talk about or even hint at? Stop being such a bitch, Alis.

He wants to keep Feyre safe and sends her away but he's just delaying the inevitable, so why not spend those last days together hoping to break the curse and at the very least go down fighting?

Ok but Tamlin was dumb to send her away right then and there instead of giving it another three days.

And talk about cutting things close! How many sentries did he send out over those 49 years ...

*turns the page*

Ah, that's why there was hardly anyone around the estate.

And also with the way Andras had just stared at her, waiting for the killing blow. It was all too tidy.

Yeah ... I kind of saw that coming with the emphasis on Feyre's hesitation.

I'm glad about the change with Nesta. The hateful sister trope is not one I enjoy.

I'm side-eyeing that "I love you" ...
(¬_¬)

Am I finally ready to start this series? Probably not ... but let's do this.

The play-by-play of an Unwinding actually made me feel a little sick. Good job, Shusterman!

Umm ... so this:



is real.

She considers ringing the bell and running, but she realizes that would not be a good idea. If they catch her, she's obliged to keep the baby—that's part of the Storking Initiative too—but if they open the door and find nothing but the child, it's "finder's keepers" in the eyes of the law. Whether they want it or not, the baby is legally theirs.

D:

"I was never going to amount to much anyway, but now, statistically speaking, there's a better chance that some part of me will go on to greatness somewhere in the world. I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless."

This book is so messed up lol

The Bill of Life states that human life may not be touched from the moment of conception until a child reaches the age of 13.

However, between the age of 13 and 18, a parent may choose to retroactively "abort" a child . . . on the condition that the child's life doesn't "technically" end.

Well ... this is gonna be a fun book.

Beside Declan, Girlfriend held her hands to her chest in an unconscious reaction to masculine nakedness. In this case, the naked party was not a person, but a thing: Gansey's bed, nothing but two mattresses on a bare metal frame, sitting baldly in the middle of the room, barely made. It was somehow intimate in its complete lack of privacy.

me: and how is this relevant?

This is giving me Jurassic Bark feels.

;_;

"Humans crave justice in the wake of tragedy, and when there is none, it falls on us to try and go on as best we can. This story is dedicated to the ones who are still trying."

Why is this so sad already? ;_;

People often shit themselves when they die.

Interesting choice for an opening sentence.

More like "When Boobs Collide" amirite?

Luthor is human, right? I fail to see why he needs his own prison filled with a ton of ridiculous security measures. I'm surprised there aren't sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

I'm pretty sure I could draw a more attractive Superman. Like seriously, what is up with his face???

Superman is kind of being a dick.

That was actually a really, really good #0 issue. Might be one of the best I've read, honestly.

no

NO

STOP IT

Yup, here we go again.

*sigh*

At least these are series I've been reading, unlike the last two.

Getting real sick of all this hopping around. Especially since these aren't exactly unimportant plot points. And I already know there's going to be even more series hopping once I get to "H'el on Earth" too.



I don't want to read those other two series, I just want to read one and get the whole story!

I keep reading "Muskagee" as "Muskegon."

My Michigander is showing.

Dragos reminds me of Thor from the movies.
"Bring me a slurpee" =
"Another!" *mug smash*

And now for something completely different.