Danny Reynolds > Recent Status Updates

Are they hotboxing the King’s bedchamber??

Verity 🔛🔝

“I will feed this wolf so is regains its strength, then I will release him into the woods” yeah sure you will buddy

“You may think it foolish but I am The Fool!” King shit icon 💅✨🌈

Oh thank fuck they didn’t actually kill the dog

Fitz’s dog grabs his soul and drags him back from the edge when he’s upset but my cats just sit on my chest and scream for food when I’m sad

When the audiobook is so old it gets interrupted to say “this is the end of the CD. Audiobook continues on the next CD” 🫡

“And I took Death upon my open palm” Fitz you dramatic bitch ily

Imagine being such a people pleaser that the first time you refuse to do something you get sick for like 3 days 💀

I fucking knew it

“There’s a name for women like you but a lady only uses it when speaking to the master of kennels” :0

When the main character starts going crazy and you get to watch him spiral 👍

This is so much more painful having read the first series then restarting this book 💀

The way the narrator says “aSsAsSiNs” with a sneer has me giggling like a little kid

The BEST trope is two people constantly sacrificing themselves and dying for each other (sometimes literally)
(I’m fine)

Fellas is it gay to entomb your best friend in your family crypt because he has no family (and also died to make you king)?

Kylar really is That Bitch dying on the rack instead of escaping prison just to prove a point and be dramatic

Kylar really is That Bitch dying on the rack instead of escaping prison just to prove a point and be dramatic

“So let us raise monsters” Geninne did you not hear the guy say these monsters ‘hate life’, ‘serve the goddess of suffering’ and eat humans? Let’s take a step back and maybe not raise monsters from the dead that will literally eat your human army for fun

RIP Kylar you were a fucking dumbass
Maybe when you come back to life in 24 hours you’ll be less stupid this time

OH MY GOD WHAT A DUMBASS

Drama Queen Kylar Stern™️

Big trigger warnings in this one 💀

“In all my years I have never done anything that dumb. And here he does it on his first day- and it works!” Ily Supreme Dumbass Kyler Stern™️

I genuinely can’t tell if Logan has the /biggest/ balls in the kingdom or if he’s fucking stupid
(Seriously who voluntarily jumps into a pit full of murderers and cannibals?? With just a knife??)

Logan being canonically THE hottest man in the kingdom will never not be funny to me

I should read this first
It’s gonna hurt like hell knowing a certain character is going to die at the end of the series 💀

Okay so he’s always been a little fruity towards Logan
(I probably should have started with the original series instead of the sequel series but whatever)

Slayed 💅 imagine being a highly trained assassin who works directly w the king and you still get the shit job of dressing in tight pants and pretending to be the nights “entertainment”

(Spraying Kylar with a squirt bottle) get off her bro she’s sore y’all need to get back to the heist